We watched The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard without context (i.e. without prior knowledge of the first film) and we loved it. So here are the 10 great things about it.

Number 10: When the second stage bodyguards came out of the water to shoot Darius and Michael but were killed almost immediately.

via Collider

Number 9: Darius Kincaid starting a bar fight just to get free liquor but couldn’t even drink it because Michael Bryce (appeared from nowhere) eating gelato beside him.

via AP News

Number 8: Darius and Sonia dumping Michael into a river when they thought he had died from a gunshot wound.

via LADbible

Number 7: Michael saying

Magnusson recognized me, which means he probably knows my moves

but Magnusson was like

I don’t recognize any of these losers. Shoot to kill.

via Kinepolis

Number 6: Bobby O’Neill calling the Ailso every Scottish man’s name he could think of.

via Metro Philadelphia

First, he called her “asshole” then “William Wallace” and finally “Sean Connery.”

Number 5: Sonia telling Michael that she knows why he is obsessed with her boobs.

via York Dispatch

Number 4: Darius and Michael finding out that Michael is now a Kincaid spawn.

via The New York Times

Number 3: Aristole telling Darius

perhaps one day you will learn that great men don’t need to stoop to vulgarity to express themselves

and Darius replying with

Oh, I know how to express myself, motherfucker.

Aristole wooing Sonia in The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
via Seattle Refined

Number 2: Michael Bryce choosing to drown himself in the end because of his parents (Darius and Sonia’s) loud sex.

Darius and Sonia getting it on in The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
via Movie with Hart

Number 1: The flashback to when Michael shot Darius’ testicle. Darius’ face was everything.

Darius and Michael talking about Darius' infertility by the river in The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
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