and you still have facial hair. Look at this

Look at it. If you’re not going to commit to the craft, why not hire someone who doesn’t mind going bald to do the role?

Hey you,

I wanted to finish watching this movie before writing about it but as it went along, I seemed to be forming stronger and stronger opinions which I really want to share.

A short debrief before I react

Jeremy, the dude wearing the beanie is in love with the chef at his restaurant, Cassidy

She is rude to him because he just won’t take no for an answer. Cassidy is in a relationship

(if we’re going to call it that)

with Henry. A scumbag whom she is simping for but doesn’t treat her right. He fucks randoms and is plain disrespectful to Cassidy. She takes it and bends over backwards because she believes she can change him.

So one day, Jeremy’s maid, Ma Ejiro, travels to the US to go be with her daughter who just gave birth and Jeremy is left alone at home.

He asks the manager of his restaurant to tell Cassidy to come cook for him in his house and from there she discovers that he is not all that well. So she becomes nicer towards Jeremy.

I’ve brought you all up to speed. So from here on out it’s going to be reactions.

Reactions

Henry has an STI and this motherfucker wants to have sex with Cassidy without a condom.

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Somebody please burn his dick off.

Henry never cared about Cassidy when she was simping for him but the minute she seems to have her own thing going on, he is now “jealous”. He even said and I quote

We should be spending quality time together… you’ve been begging me and now I want to give you my time.

God, I hate this Henry

Cassidy and Jeremy were talking about the “pests” they disliked and they were shitting on cockroaches. Cassidy said

“I don’t know why we have them on earth.”

Justice for roaches.

Cassidy had so much fun with Jeremy, that she spent the night because it was raining.

Is something going to happen?

Yes, it did.

He missed his step and fell on her. They then locked eyes and she kissed him.

Jeremy said he was going to use the restroom after they kissed.

The next scene is Henry pacing back and forth in his parlour. He is worried, calling Cassidy’s phone, hoping she is not with another man.

In my head, I was like, “Now you know how it feels.”

Sadly, I spoke too soon because his side chick who was upstairs walked down to meet him in the living room.

Henry is an idiot and a very useless he-goat.

Cassidy finally apologised for being an asshole to Jeremy. Hallelujah.

Henry threatened to leave and Cassidy was like “Okay”. That response from her stunned the hell out of him. He never expected it

Cassidy told Jeremy she was falling in love with him after which she went back home to break up with Henry who was begging her to rethink their “relationship”.

Cassidy said “no” and left.

Jeremy has less than a month to live. That is so sad.

Oh, so he wasn’t on chemo?

No wonder he still had hair. Okay. Fair.

But then, what was the beanie for? Hmm, something in the milk ain’t clean.

The scene with Cassidy and Jeremy talking about his impending death was

Maurice Sam and Sophie Alakija did a good job.

Cassidy took off her clothes because wants to have sex.

Not to sound morbid or anything, but does he have the strength for it? This one looks like he would collapse on top of her.

The weyrey’s eyes were twitching because of cleavage.

They did the do. She straddled him.

Ma Ejiro returned and Jeremy died before she could talk to him in person one last time.

I guess the all that fucking the night before snuffed the life out of him.

So Ma Ejiro wasn’t actually his maid. She was his foster mum. She picked him up from the orphanage and raised him.

I saw her in an apron and assumed. I apologise. So wrong of me.

He gave Ma Ejiro 60% of his wealth. Cassidy got 30% of his wealth but Cassidy rejected it because she didn’t think she deserved it.

Cassidy just threw up.

The end.

Final Thoughts

If you read to this point. You are my rock star.

The film was alright. It gave me a 5 out of 10 on the scale. It has the best acting I have seen from Maurice Sam ever. Even Sophie Alakija was amazing.

However, 2 hours was too long for a movie that happened only inside one parlour. Too fucking long.