It’s a Watchmen Chapter 1 Watch party and it’s insane: totally insane! Let’s get started with the tidbits.

This show is so violent. The disrespect is something.

Rorschach is crazy.

The Comedian (Edward Blake) is a psychotic rapist and murderer. 

What the fuck?!

Laurie’s mother is defending The Comedian now that he is dead. This is the same asshole who beat her up so badly and almost raped her. 

Thank God for the Hooded Justice. He beat that motherfucker (The Comedian) to a pulp till he was bleeding. 

Why do all these people care about the death of this impulsive prick? Edward Blake was an asshole who murdered the mother of his unborn child while the child was still in her womb.

After which he turned around and blamed Mr. Manhattan for it.

I hate Rorschach

He is violent and sadistic. He is no different from Eddie Blake. This asshole has left a trail of broken bones behind him just because he wants to find out who killed Eddie Blake. 

The same Eddie Blake that is a rapist and racist drunk. A disgusting pig!

Thank God he was murdered. 

Laurie Laurie

She isn’t happy that Dr Manhattan divided himself into three. Two of him were fucking her in the bed while the third was in the lab working. 

She wants his full attention. 

Why aren’t you happy?

Your man took some parts of himself out to give you an MFM threesome and that isn’t good enough for you? You want all of him?

You should be happy Mr. Man was willing to divide himself just to please you. 

No Way!

Mr Manhattan obliterated the audience in a talk show on live TV. Life means nothing to these people.

Dan

After he finished saving Laurie’s life when they were attacked in an alleyway, Laurie left him on the street alone. 

This man listened to her problems, went out for a walk with her to cheer her up and she dumped him on the street alone?

Dan, I’m going to need you to do something for me.

Dr Manhattan left Earth for Mars

The talk show pushed him over the edge. He was blamed for giving his closest associates cancer because he is radioactive. 

In Mars, he gave us a not-so-brief autobiography of how he came to be Dr Manhattan. 

Dr. Manhattan used to be a normal person called, Dr. Jonathan “Jon” Osterman. He loved repairing watches but after America nuked Hiroshima, his father threw all his watch-repairing passions away and told him to pursue Atomic Physics. 

He does, graduates and starts working at a nuclear facility. There he met the love of his life, Janey Slater. 

One night, while he went back to the lab to retrieve her watch he repaired, the room locked and he was obliterated by an atomic bomb. 

Or so they thought. 

After some weeks, he came back to life as Dr. Manhattan. 

Laurie Laurie Laurie

So Laurie was once Dr Manhattan’s side chick and now she wants to be treated like she is special?

How you get them is how you lose them. 

God, I hate Rorschach

Violent Punk!

Danny boy

Laurie told Dan that she hates being “so damn disposable”. 

I wonder how Dan feels every time you use and dispose of him, you selfish bitch. 

Dan offered Laurie his place to stay since she is broke and homeless now.

That’s a shame.

One would have thought that she would be set for life after giving Dr Manhattan standby pussy for years. 

As for you Dan: Honey, Imma need you to 

Let me guess

Mr “End is Nigh” Redhead is the asshole Rorschach, right?

Jacobi is dead

He was shot between his eyebrows. It was a ploy to frame Rorschach. Honestly, I don’t give a shit. 

Yep! Mr “End is Nigh” Redhead is the asshole Rorschach. 

Laurie Moved in with Dan

Dan

Parting words

I hated every character except Dan, Hooded Justice and Janey Slater.