This is a reaction/live blog of the movie. So enjoy.

Maurice Sam’s character is talking to his sister and he says

I like my women tough and sexy

and then he licks his lips. 

Why?! Why are you flirting with your sister? 

Ebube Nwagbo’s character went to beg her friend for food to give her daughter in the middle of the night. 

I understand that she had to go hustle for her daughter to eat but leaving an 8-year-old alone at home at night is not wise. 

This permanent gateman Maurice Sam always has in his movies is back. 

At the start of the film, Maurice Sam fired his house-help because she was fucking some random guy on his kitchen counter. So he asked his sister to help him find a new girl to be his house-help 

A new girl comes and while he is interviewing her, she tries to flirt. 

Instead of my girl saying

“I can cook anything and MORE”,

hanty said,

“I can cook HENYTIN and MYRRH”

Oshey! Phonetics. 

The lady playing Maurice Sam’s sister is very tall. She’s taller than him. 

Babe, please dash me small inches. 

They are having a conversation in the car. A conversation I presume to be about the girl who came for the house-help position. Instead of us hearing the conversation, they are playing music over it. 

Why?! This is how they ruin a story. Now we won’t get some character development to understand what his boundaries are or why his sister made that blunder sending such a flirtatious applicant to him. 

Maurice Sam is Martins

Ebube Nwagbo is Oge

Martin’s sister is Mary

Oge’s daughter is Mila

Oge friend is Sade

Oge returned home at night and can’t find Mila

She searches for her everywhere until she makes her way back home to find Mila sitting. 

I’m tired of Oge. I will never understand why she keeps allowing her 8-year-old to be alone – by herself – in the middle of the night. 

Mila returned home from school to no food and no parent at home. 

Damn… their lives are rough. 

Oge went to Martin’s house for the job interview and he said she should come back later by 6 pm. 

I doubt she would. It is so obvious she would wait because she can’t afford the transport. 

Oh she didn’t wait, she went to pick up her daughter from school.

This gateman is funny. He said, don’t feel at home, feel at compound. 

He said so because he gave Oge a chair to sit on and wait for Martins. Since she’s seated in the compound instead of inside the house, it is “feel at compound”

Jesus Christ! Martins returns late at night when everywhere is dark and Oge is still waiting for him. 

Girl! What about your daughter? I hope she’s not home alone again. 

Also, Martins is rude. How do you set a meeting time and you are very late for it? That is very disrespectful.

He said he forgot they had a meeting. 

The thunder that will fire you. It is still doing press-ups. 

Martins says he wants a live-in housekeeper and we hear Oge’s inner thoughts contemplating whether or not to tell him she has a daughter. She decides against telling him. 

I don’t blame her. Most employers are not very understanding when it comes to personal challenges because they can’t relate. They are too successful to understand the struggles of the everyday woman. 

Mila is quite the opinionated little kid. 

Oge tells Mila that she would have to stay with her friend, Sade, in the meantime as she thinks of a way to tell Martins she has a child. But Mila is like

no, no, no, no. We’re not doing that here. Anywhere you go. I go.

Sade is crazy. She suggested that Oge sneak Mila into Martins’ home and Mila is like “yeah mum, do that. It’s an adventure”

Oshey, Milstopher Milombus. 

These women want to smuggle this child using a Ghana must-go bag.

Lord! 

Oge and Sade planned that Oge would go to work in the morning, and then in the evening, Sade would deliver Mila as a package in a big Ghana must-go bag. 

Now, what they didn’t account for was the possibility of Martins being at home. 

So the time Sade arrives to deliver the package is coincidentally the same time Martins returns from work. 

🤣🤣🤣

Martins noticed the bag move on its own. However, when he was about to check it, he got a call and forgot about it. 

🤣🤣🤣

I liked this bit in the film. It was good. 

Now that they’ve smuggled this child in, how will she go to school? Or will she be home-schooled from now on? 

Oge just asked the same question. 

🤣🤣🤣 

Sade is not alright in the head. I swear. This babe just told her friend to put sleeping pills in the gateman’s food every morning to allow her to sneak Mila to and from school. 

This makes no sense. Even if she succeeds in the morning, is she going to drug him at noon again? 
She might as well murder him and call it a day. 

So they have a plan. Give the gate food laced with sleeping pills by 9 pm. He eats it and goes into a coma. They sneak Mila out for school in the morning by 9 am and back from school by 10 pm. 

The periods between after school and 10 pm, would spent in Sade’s place. Mila doesn’t really care about school though.

Oge made the food and gave it to the gateman but the guy is very agile the next morning with zero signs of drowsiness. 

Oge went to the market and told Mila not to leave the bedroom. She did and went into the kitchen to eat chocolate cake. Baby girl ate the drugged food that was meant for the gateman and she’s knocked out. 

Error error error.

And she can’t take her to the hospital. 

The cake had marijuana in it. It was a space cake.

Jesus Christ! You mean that child was drugged and not taken to the hospital? Who the fuck came up with this storyline?!

Oge lied to Martins that she ate all the cake and he is impressed. He is alone in his bedroom and saying to himself 

“My kind of girl”