Instead of splitting my reactions to these episodes into their separate post, I have decided to make them into one post. So, enjoy.
X-MEN ‘97 Episode 8: Part 1
Bishop and Nathan didn’t make it to the future together.
Wait, wait, wait.
You mean Nathan grew up as an orphan: alone? With no guardian? Wow.
Nathan’s future is filled with Mutants working for humans as slaves.
That is depressing.
Oh dear, this is another Avengers Infinity War saga.
Nathan has travelled to different timelines and is yet to find the one where the Genosha massacre didn’t occur.
Much like Dr. Strange.
Bastion is a backup android.
What does that mean?
Nathan returned to this current timeline to avenge his mother’s death.
The X-Men have found that Xavier is alive but it is presented by the news in a not-so-favourable light,
All of these pieces are slowly falling into place for Bastion.
Genosha massacre => kill Gyrich to frame the X-Men => reveal footage of Xavier being alive and thriving on another planet.
Bastion is devious.
Wolverine destroyed the TV.
Jubilee spoke to Roberto’s mum rudely and then turned to Roberto to say:
You have a trust fun and I have good taste. Let’s go for some retail therapy.
You talk to me anyhow and want to spend my money?
Jubilee is lucky it wasn’t me. She and Roberto would have been arrested for shoplifting that day. Little shit.
Nightcrawler is Mystique’s son?
Really? I did not know that… and she is a deadbeat.
Did I just see what I saw? You mean the UN blondie is in cahoots with Bastion?
Wow.
Blondie is apologising to an almost naked and tied-up Magneto. She said she doesn’t know anything.
Ms Tilby is back to see her man, Beast.
Bastion has a childhood home?
Nah, this is a trap.
His mum is at home.
Bastion’s dad was infected by something from the future – Nimrod. His dad then had sex with his mum and she gave birth to Bastion.
Bastion is turning regular people into Sentinels and UN Blondie (Valerie Cooper) is appalled by what she is seeing.
Maybe she is not so bad after all.
I fucking knew it was a trap! I knew it!
Bastion’s mother is a Sentinel. Ms Tilby is as well.
Yo! What the fuck?
Wow, Roberto is INSANELY powerful.
Of course, he is. He is the motherfucking sun.
His power is the only one that can beat the Sentinels for now.
Wolverine may be annoying but he is POWERFUL.
The sad thing about turning regular people into Sentinels is that they have no free will they are just zombies.
Roberto can fly,
Cable (Nathan) doesn’t consider Jean as his mum but she’s still mothering him.
Xavier’s mansion is in shambles.
Valerie helped Magneto escape but Bastion doesn’t care.
Did he corrupt Magneto? I wonder.
Roberto’s mother allowed the Sentinels to take her son away.
She’s trash.
Magneto caused a worldwide blackout.
Xavier is back.
X-MEN ‘97 Episode 8: Part 2
Bastion is crying because his mother was switched off when Magneto caused a blackout.
Idiot! The fuck did you think was going to happen when you turned her into a Sentinel?
Storm is back and she came back with Forge.
The Will was real.
Cyclops must be mad. What the fuck does he mean by
Magneto has thrown the entire planet back centuries?
And so what?!
Who gives a shit?!
Do you like being haunted by Sentinels?
Roberto now has a uniform.
Look at you being a superhero.
Storm hates hearing the words “neutralizer technology”.
LOL.
Rouge and Roberto chose to go with Magneto on his revenge mission.
I can’t say I blame them.
Morph turned in the Hulk and said “Morph, SMASH!”
LOL
Roberto and Jubliee are having a lover’s tiff.
Nathan under the control of Mister Sinister killed Jean.
Magneto is a psycho. He doesn’t know when to stop. Just excessive nonsense.
X-MEN ‘97 Episode 10: Part 3
A throwback to when Xavier and Magneto first met.
Oh, it wasn’t a throwback. It is Xavier fucking with Magneto’s mind.
Damn! Xavier is POWERFUL.
Bastion is doing what most villains do, turn on their allies.
Bastion called Cyclops a deadbeat.
Nathan finally called Jean his mother.
Jean didn’t die, she only became The Phoenix. Wow, she is so insanely powerful.
Mister Sinister tried to run his mouth and control Jean as The Phoenix but she removed the X-gene he stole from mutants and now he looks like an old creep.
Jean finally called Nathan her son.
Xavier is still inside Magneto’s mind. He is trying to fix Magneto.
God, I hate Bastion. He is just angry for no fucking reason.
Bastion is funny. Jubliee hit him with some pyrotechnics and the fool said:
what would you do child? Slay me with the fourth of July?
Ye!
Jubilee dealt with him though. She made Bastion’s face look like Harvey Dent’s face.
Humans being the dumbfucks that they are fire a missile to hit the asteroid. Now the asteroid is on its way to destroy Earth.
I love Morph. He is so smart. He turned himself to Jean so as to tell Wolverine “I love you, Logan” in an attempt to make him fight to heal himself.
Oh, Xavier’s plan worked. Magneto woke up and destroyed the asteroid. However, something strange happened.
The X-Men were scattered through time:
Xavier, Beast, Magneto, Rouge and Nightcrawler are in Eygpt 3000BC.
Cyclops and Jean are in 3960 AD with a pre-teen Nathan.
Outro
I can’t believe Gambit is dead for real, for real. I was holding out hope that he would resurrect.
I was insanely and catastrophically wrong about Magneto. He did mean well at first but the humans pushed him.
Bastion was a bastard. Fuck him.
Do you agree with me?