Susan’s boss is a nightmare. She talks to her employees very rudely.

Susan’s colleague: Are you the new PA?
Susan: Yes
Susan’s colleague: Ehya.

So the boss cannot carry her own bag. Fake-ass Miranda Priestly.
Scratch that, Miranda Priestly is an angel compared to this bitch. Miranda allows her assistants to ride with her.
This nightmare tells them to find their own means of transportation to accompany her.

I want to strangle this bitch so bad.

Susan has to quit her job. Her boss is emotionally abusing her.

It’s Susan’s birthday and she hates her life. There is nothing to celebrate because her life isn’t moving the way she thought it would.

She isn’t where she hoped she would be at 27.

Her cousin, Inem advised her to quit but Susan doesn’t want to.

I get that she doesn’t want to be a liability but she has to take a stand. Awful people like her boss don’t deserve employees. They need to be left alone to suffer.

Some tech guy Susan knows started his business in his father’s garage 3 years ago and boom!! He started making millions.

Oshey! Zark Muckerberg. Teach us your ways.

Bitch Boss sniffed her staff and asked the chubby one if she didn’t shower that day.

Was that necessary?

Bitch Boss finally allowed Susan to ride with her.

If it were me, I wouldn’t ride with her. I detest abuse.

Bitch Boss fixed her makeup and said they should leave. Susan stopped her to tell her she had something in her teeth.
Instead of this bitch saying “Thank you”.
She said

Why didn’t you say something sooner?

God, I hate

Susan was walking side by side with Bitch Boss and she opened her disgusting eba hole to say:

two steps behind me.

Somebody, please hold me. I want to fight.

Bitch Boss is not only rude to employees. She is also rude to her customers. He tried giving her a handshake and she ignored him because he wore an apron.

She thinks he’s the help.

And why is she moseying about someone’s house without permission? Is she insane?

He tries to talk to her and Bitch Boss cuts him to say:

I will speak with your boss about the details. I don’t need your input.
I do not speak with the help.

I want to punch this bitch so hard.

So the guy, Madam Bitch called “the help” was Theo Etete. The same guy who started making millions from his father’s garage.

Susan is apologising to Theo for Bitch Scoundrel’s behaviour.

Don’t do that. Let her pay for her actions.

Susan couldn’t help herself. She told Theo she knew who he was and he replied unenthusiastically with a:

Let’s keep that our little secret.

So… I guess Theo is going to continue being “the help” until Bitch Twat realises her mistake.

But then, why put money in the hands of a dickhead? Why?

Theo feels some type of “regret” and “emptiness” after selling his company for hundreds of millions of dollars.

Is that so?

And guess what our little empty boy wants to do to fill his emptiness?

Cooking classes, photography, rich people shit.

So much for “money is not everything”. If your ass was broke, those “hobbies” would be the difference between dinner and an empty stomach.

Bitch Bellend handed the interior design work to Susan to handle.

Since she didn’t get to meet Theo despite fixing her makeup fifty-eleven times to seduce him. She feels only her “help” is fit to do the job.

Stupid ass bitch.

Even the Theo is a dickhead.

Susan is there, ready to do the work and this idiot is like:

I don’t mean to undermine you Susan but I am a hard man to please.

Bruh shut up.

Susan has fallen asleep at Theo’s place.

That is what happens when you forsake sleep. Sleep will find a way to collect its debt.

Theo offers Susan the guest room to sleep in since she keeps falling asleep.

Okay, I guess he’s not so bad after all.

How did she sleep and wake up with her makeup all perfect?

Premium Wizardy

He cooked and made her eat it. Theo also helped her to pick up her dishes and take it to the kitchen.

Susan is blown away by his down-earthness.

Theo wants Susan to recreate his father’s study. Not just the beauty but the “soul” of the place.

Boy, the soul of the place was your father and he is gone. You should be finding a way to infuse your own soul into it.

Theo said he is happy that Susan is working on the project and not Bitch Boss.

I hope this happiness will transfer to the tips Susan will get in the end.

Bitch Boss doesn’t want Susan at the office until she is done with Theo’s job.

Damn!

Susan is struggling to come up with a design concept.
Theo wants to take his business elsewhere and Bitch Boss threatened to fire Susan.

Indian film has started.

Their hands touched and now,

Just kidding but that is the trajectory this movie is headed.

Anyway…

Susan is mourning the impending loss of her job. Inem is consoling her.

She made one final appeal to work on it and Theo reluctantly said yes but he is still cancelling on Monday.

Bitch Boss is impressed by the design concept Susan came up with and even gave her a “good job” compliment.

Everyone, look!

Now Theo is back to being nice to Susan because she came up with a good design concept.

Susan said she was lucky and this lucky motherfucker replies with a:

There’s no such thing as luck.

Bitch what?
There is such a thing as luck and for your privileged ass to say that emphasizes its very existence.

No such thing as luck but your papa get garage and study for house.

Susan tells him she would like to work for a tech firm like his someday and he goes on a “woe is me” rant.

Most people think tech guys have it easy because they make a lot of money but no one realises the hard work.

No shit, Sherlock. So is every other job. Yours pays better and it even made you a billionaire as well.

Susan replied saying she is well aware of the “blood sweat and tears”. She used to be a freelance graphic designer on his website. Her username was “Queen Twosie”.

Apparently, Queen Twosie was legendary and Theo is now chummy with Susan.

He said things were difficult at first but his dad helped a lot. His dad invested his entire retirement fund into the business.

And this schmuck said, “There is no such thing as luck.”

Now he is whining about selling his website for millions of dollars. He says:

Everyone is just thinking about the money I made but I haven’t even touched that money.

Excuse me, Oga. Are we supposed to sympathise with you for having too much money?

Inem thinks Susan and Mr Theo have a thing going on.
Susan disagrees.

Susan finished late, so Theo offered to drop her home.

I see what you’re doing, Theo

Susan invites him in to eat jollof rice and he accepts. Sadly, there was no jollof. Inem lied that she cooked.
There is no jollof rice.

Susan had to tell Theo the truth and he laughed. She is embarrassed.

Theo said he came into her home, not because he wanted JOLLOF RICE. He came in because his “friend” invited him.

He then bids her good night. She said bye-bye and Oga was like:

Aren’t you going to see me off?

Theo’s friend wants to stay in Theo’s house to watch the match but Theo refuses because Susan is on her way to work.

Honey, Theo’s got MacDaddy plans that don’t include you.

Susan didn’t show up.

She actually did show up, but it took a while because of traffic. A trailer fell on the road.

Also, she spent most of her time in the market searching for the exact curtains Theo’s dad had in his study.

The look Theo gave her once he realised she had gone through all that hard work just for him.

I was gonna explain this scene, but I think it’s best you see it with your own eyes.

It’s that maximum rizz, honey

It’s 11 pm, and she wants to leave for home but Theo is like:

Sleep in the guest room. I can’t let you leave because I feel responsible for you.

She is dressed for bed and still has a face full of makeup.

Justice for the pores. They need to breathe after a long day.

He keeps offering to help her with things.

Theo’s friend comes over the next day and sees a purse on Theo’s sofa.
Theo says it belongs to Susan and his friend is like:

You don’t say.

Bitch Boss wants to go with Susan to see how far she has gone with the space and she treats Theo like a leper AGAIN.

I’m tired of her.

Bitch Boss called Theo and he picked up.

BITCH

Bitch Boss is now trying to make Theo like her by visiting him too often and buying him breakfast.
She even offers to serve him the breakfast she bought for him.

She has also taken over from Susan and is doing the work herself now.

This bitch is shameless.

Now she is sitting next to Theo to get his attention. She even redesigned the concept but Theo refused her new concept.

She tried to take over from Susan but Theo ignored her as well. Bitch Boss ordered Susan to go back to the office and offered to buy Theo lunch.

Theo said,

Bitch Boss threw Susan out of her car, calling Susan a seductress.

She fired Susan and lied to Theo she resigned so Theo said he would end the business with her firm without Susan.

“I want to take this relationship to the next level. Would you be my girlfriend?”

Oshey!!!!!

She said “yes“, everybody.

Outro

I liked this movie. A LOT. You can tell by how passionate I was about the story and the characters.

This is a very interesting film and my first Uduak Isong film for this blog. I think I’m going to be checking her out more moving forward.

Anyways, thank you for reading my literary unloading and do have a nice day.