How is she on the phone and talking to her friend like she is reciting a monologue?

Well, she kinda is.

This went left.

Rich people’s kids are a menace to society.

The guy who was slapped has an interview.

Let me guess, his interview is at the rude girl’s family company?

Now she is insulting her employee. She called him: blind, dumb, stupid because he didn’t notice her when she walked in.

From here on out, this bitch would be referred to as a BITCH. I don’t give a shit what her name is.

Bitch she is, bitch she will be.

She asked,

Am I too small to be noticed?

No, you are too bitchy to tolerate.

At least her mother despises her attitude.

But then, how the hell did her daughter turn out this way?

Her mother said she would work in her cake shop and Bitch told her mother she is too classy to work in a cake shop.

The same cake shop that affords you the lifestyle and class to be a local terrorist.

That is the same cake shop you are too classy for?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her mother wants her to start from the “ground up”. She is to start as a baker and from there work her way to an executive position in the company.

I like her mother.

The guy who was slapped didn’t get the job.

His name is Lanre and his sister’s name is Simi.

Some customers walk into the shop and are unhappy with the price of the cakes because they are so expensive.

Bitch sees them and insults them. The employees tell her after the customers are gone that she was rude but the Bitch doubles down.

The customer she insulted is a thug (1313) and he attacked her on her way home. Lanre whom she slapped earlier was walking by and happened to know 1313.

Bitch runs to Lanre to help her but he refuses, allowing 1313 to beat her.

Lanre made me proud.

Bitch’s mother said:

Why do you make me feel like I did a terrible job raising you?

You did. You absolutely did a horrifying job raising that Bitch.

Bitch didn’t learn her lesson. In fact, she goes to her mother – swollen face and all – to demand that her mother arrest 1313. She says she knows a person (Lanre) who would lead them to 1313.

According to Bitch, she wants them to know she is not one to be toyed with.

Bitch’s mother nods her head and says:

I will do no such thing.

Her mother even doubles down with a:

If you bully anybody and they beat you. I won’t do shit. If you come to work later than 9 pm and close earlier than 6 pm, you will be fired and your accounts frozen.

And the dumb-bitch is dumbfounded. Mama is officially tired of her nonsense.

Lanre wants to restart his pastry business because he has no money and no job but his sister, Simi doesn’t want to lend him money. The last time he did it, he went bankrupt.

When she asked him how much he needed, he said 200k.

How are you begging and you are asking for that amount? Go to a loan shark.

Simi gives him regardless.

Lanre meets Bitch’s mum. She asks for directions to some place and when he gives to her she is confused, so she pleads with him to take her there.

He doesn’t trust her though because she could be a kidnapper.

I agree with him. Random people pretending to be lost is a thing.

He agrees and takes her to the place. She gives him a wad of cash as a thank-you gift but he rejects it, asking her to patronise his business instead – pastries.

She tastes it and likes it. She then introduces herself – Melissa Bakre, the owner of Rainbow Touch Cakes and Events.

Then she offers him a paying job, only after she tastes his cake and is sure it is nice.

Melissa is a nice lady.

He arrives at the Rainbow Touch office for the interview and the girl who works for Melissa is immediately mesmerised by him.

While I know that this movie is going to be about Bitch and Lanre falling in love…

It would have been nice Bitch lost Lanre to this gorgeous female employee.

The male employee, Martins, (the one Bitch insulted earlier), comes in to attend to Lanre. The female employee is like:

Boy, if you don’t shut the fuck up and allow me to talk to my boyfriend in transit that is so FINE…

Well, she didn’t but she kind of did, in a way.

The female employee’s name is OLIVIA.

Just for the record, I know what the BITCH’s name is, but I am choosing to call her out of name because she earned it.

Melissa comes down to meet him and tells Martins to take him to the kitchen to make a red velvet cake.

Olivia volunteers immediately as tribute because:

He bakes the cake

Which we don’t see him do.

and give it to Melissa to taste. She is impressed and employs him as her baker.

She offers him 100,000naira as a starting salary and he rejects it.

Thank you! Finally, a movie that shows that 100,000 naira is a shitty salary.

She offers him 150,000 naira and he accepts it begrudgingly.

Hallelujah, this movie is showing that any salary within the 100k radius is a shitty salary.

Only for Simi to ruin my celebration with

150,000 naira is a huge salary.

Aunty, don’t vex me.
150k huge ke?
Can it pay school fees? Can it rent a house?

Where is Bitch? Does she still work in that establishment? How come she hasn’t met Lanre yet?

Speak of the devil.

She is back and calling the employees “scallywags”.

I want to explain this scene, but it would be better you see it yourself.

So after this Bitch goes to her mother to complain.

Bitch says:

I didn’t know you now employ mad people in your business.

Melissa replies:

Sadly I will have to live with that for the rest of my life.

Bitch says:

I wasn’t talking about me.

Melissa retorts:

Thank God you admit you are a moving mad.

Martins confronts Olivia about her feelings for Lanre but she denies it. He advises her to tell Lanre how she feels but she still denies it, saying that Lanre is just a friend.

Only for madam to give a customer dagger eyes for flirting with Lanre.

But you’re not Olivia.

So Bitch arrives to insult the customer which Olivia silently agrees with. However, when Melissa comes downstairs to see the fracas, she tells the customer:

Please ignore her, she has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

Then Lanre agrees with her and says the Bitch

Is not alright in the head.

Oh my God. It feels so cruel to laugh but it is so funny.

The Wrap Up

Bitch poisons Lanre with a laxative which makes him too weak to defend her when thugs rob and beat her to the point of death.

They survive. She changes and starts treating Lanre nicely.

Lanre then says that Bitch is a nice person who chose to be a nightmare because she was protecting herself.

He and Bitch start to fall in love and they date in the end.

Outro

Not my story but I despise how this movie ended.

But like I said, not my story. Thank God it is successful though. The people who worked hard to put it together deserve that.

I am still not a fan of the story.