This was an epic opening. The razzness Daniel Etim-Effiong displayed here was phenomenal. Just watch this clip and laugh.
Recap
Native Baddie is a movie about Romeo and Celestina (a.k.a Cele). Romeo is a city boy while Cele is a native girl.
They first meet when Cele comes to deliver items to Romeo’s friend, Chris. They are mutually attracted to each other and when they get talking, Cele reveals that she is a 23-year-old virgin who doesn’t drink alcohol.
Immediately, Romeo is impressed because as the Lagos whore that he is, he has never met a virgin.
The next day, Cele returns to the village, while Romeo continues with his life in the city. In the village, we discover who the real Cele is.
The Real Cele
Cele is a baddie to the core. She drinks alcohol, smokes weed and loves sex. She loves sex so much that her village boyfriend, Bobo, calls her Professor of Knackiology.
Romeo’s mother visits Romeo and demands that he get married. She brings a bunch of photos of village girls and asks him to pick one girl to marry.
Romeo doesn’t want that. However, to placate his mother, he lies that he would ensure to get married in 3 months.
Romeo Weds Cele
After his mother returns to the village, Romeo starts thinking about Cele a lot. He even goes as far as stealing her number from Chris’ phone.
Romeo calls her a lot, they talk for a long time and eventually, Romeo proposes.
They get married and then begin the deceit.
Cele’s double life
First, to make her virtuous virgin act believable, Cele had to pretend she was afraid of sex and also purchase some herbal concoction to tighten her vulva.
When her and Romeo have sex for the first time, he is overjoyed because she is tight.
He celebrates.
Second, whenever Romeo was away, she spent that time drinking alcohol, smoking weed and masturbating with “tools that are bigger than” Romeo’s machine gun.
Romeo catches Cele
Eventually, Romeo finds out about Cele’s act and they quarrel. While they were quarrelling, Cele reveals that Romeo has been cheating on her throughout their entire marriage.
Romeo’s excuse was
I no dey look for them, na dem dey rush me.
Or something like that.
In the end, he and Cele reconcile and we have this insane scene to end it.
Outro
I enjoyed this movie. It was very funny and a bit cringe but it was a joy to watch.
They didn’t take themselves too seriously and that made the movie more fun.
Honestly, this movie does have the capacity to stand the test of time for being very funny.
Do you agree with me?