Weird title? You will know why eventually.

Episode 5 of Bad Monkey starts with Nick dragging Yancy to the dock and bathing him in beer. Then Nick threw Yancy into the river.

He wants to make it look like a suicide.

Nick is a fucking idiot. He is doing all of this to please Eve who does not give a shit about him.

The next day Eve is so happy Nick killed Yancy, that she offered to make him coffee.

Nick looks dead inside.

Yancy swam out of the river and ended up in his neighbour’s house. Not intentionally though but that didn’t stop Yancy from seeing it as an opportunity to fuck up the developer’s sale.

Yancy has no plans of giving this developer a moment’s peace.

Nick’s phone

Yancy found Nick’s phone while he was walking into his house. He heard the phone ring because Nick was using Eve’s phone to call it.

Yancy now knows that Nick is alive.

Nick is getting sloppy which is no surprise because he is now killing just to kill. Plus, he has gotten away with it so much that he doesn’t care anymore.

Yancy said:

Fuck me

Yeah

Mendez is at Rosa’s lab and he warns her to stay away from Yancy because he is wanted for the murder of Izzy.

I hate Mendez. He is such a lazy police officer.

Egg and The Dragon Queen

Egg is looking for Neville because Neville assaulted him in episode 3.

If you were so big and tough, you would have ignored the gun and beaten Neville. Coward.

So the Dragon Queen is fucking Egg?

Eww… of all the men on the Island, she chose that bully.

The Dragon Queen is only doing the Babalawo work because she wants to make enough money to leave the Island.

Yaya says they don’t do it for the money, they do it because they are called to serve. Then she asks The Dragon Queen to help push Neville’s boat into the river. He might need it.

Bandit Love

Rosa is smuggling Yancy out of her office in a body bag. She entered the elevator and Mendez joined her.
Then the asshole started pushing up on her.

He tries to check the body bag but Yancy head-butts him.

Thank you! Mendez belongs in jail.

Egg went to Dawnie’s house to look for Neville, she said she didn’t know where he was.

She does.

Neville is hiding out in Dawnie’s place.

Lest I forget, Dawnie (Charles’s niece) dated Egg. She went on one date with him.

Dawnie went on a date with the same man who beat her uncle to a pulp.

I’m going to need the women in Andros to stand up and raise their standards because what the fuck?

Neville checked the hard drive and saw something incriminating about Christoper (i.e. Nick).

Dawnie asked that he call one of his fuck buddies who works with the council to set up a meeting with her boss.

Neville calls her and she is pissed!

I think I’m going to be calling Neville; Sir. Fucks-A-Lot because he has all the women on the Island hating him for hitting and quitting.

Neville’s former bednatics mate agrees to help him. Dawnie doesn’t trust her though. Neville thinks his ex-bedmate has forgiven him.

Complicated Women

The Oklahoma officer is still looking for Bonnie f.k.a Plover and she was able to trace Bonnie to the exact hotel she has been chilling at.

Bonnie’s card got declined and her new plaything, the waiter at the hotel, informed her that it wasn’t working. Bonnie said she would go get a new one and she disappeared.

Bonnie needs to be in jail. That woman cannot breathe without committing a crime.

The Dragon Queen’s best friend, Asia came to visit her. Apparently, the Dragon Queen’s name is Gracie.

That is what I will be calling her from now on. “Dragon Queen” is a handful to type.

Gracie told Asia she really fancies Egg. I thought she was into Neville.

I am choosing to believe she is pretending.

There was a caught

Nick now knows that Yancy isn’t dead and has chosen not to let Eve know about it.

Hmm, I wonder what could go wrong with that decision.

Egg serenades Gracie.

I hate that motherfucker but he has a beautiful voice.
His singing voice is an instant panty-dropper.

But to hell with him, regardless.

Neville’s ex-bedmate fucked him over for a pair of red bottoms.

I am disappointed but at the same time understand her reasoning. Neville hit it and quit it; without putting her feelings into consideration.

Neville was able to escape from Egg and what do you know, his boat was waiting for him at the shore.

I guess Yaya knew what she was doing after all.

I do have a theory about Yaya. I think she is the “gifted” one. Gracie is only doing it because Yaya raised her to do it and eventually, she is going to give up on being a priestess. Gracie yearns for a more adventurous life.

Final minutes of Episode 5

Sonny tricked Rogelio into saying that he spoke to Yancy. Rogelio admitted that he has spoken to Yancy and Sonny threatened to fire Rogelio.

Rogelio is fucking with Sonny. I think he thinks that Sonny is corrupt and wants to expose Sonny.
I just feel it deep in my bones.

Eve and Nick visited Caitlin. While Nick goes into Caitlin’s kitchen to get them drinks, Eve threatens to kill Caitlin if she comes between Eve and her plans.

Caitlin then said:

Do you think dad would be okay with the way you are talking to me?

Eve responded

You share his DNA, I swallow it.

Eve is a psycho. A sick bitch and a funny one too.

Nick is a dummy. He couldn’t defend his daughter.

Since Nick’s phone requires a fingerprint to unlock, Yancy went to his grave to dig up the severed arm to unlock the phone.

Yancy also broke a finger to use to unlock the phone should it lock in the future.

Gross 🤮.

Bonnie’s victim, Cody, has been the person in the Black SUV trailing Yancy. He entered Yancy’s home to see Bonnie since she broke into Yancy’s house to escape the law.

I have so many things I want to say but I’m going to keep shut.

Yancy called Eve with Nick’s phone to tell her that he was alive and Nick looked terrified.

Nick is afraid of his wife.

Outro

I hate Sonny.
I hope Neville backed up that flash drive.
Yaya needs to let Gracie leave the Island and experience the life she wants to live.
Dawnie and Neville are the second coming of Rosa and Yancy.