No, I did not which means this watch commentary is going to be very interesting.

Agatha All Along – Episode 1

Agnes (Agatha) saw the (dead) victim and started scratching her collarbone.

Is that Wanda i.e. the Scarlet Witch?

She was asking the corpse:

Who are you?
What happened to you?

Death! Are you blind?

AGNES OF WESTVIEW?

What am I watching? Why am I watching a murder mystery show? (7 minutes in)

Agnes went to check for a book in the library but the books were burned. The whole shelf is gone.

A man whispers:

There was a fire.

And he is acting very creepy too. Is he in Agnes’ head?

He said every last copy of the book the victim used to borrow from the library was burnt.

Hmm, so that means there is something inside the book that someone doesn’t want anyone to know about.

But why was it only that shelf that burnt in the library? Was it supernatural?

Agent Vidal

The way Agent Vidal is talking and looking at Agnes…

Were they lovers?

Cowrie is a sea-snail? Really? I didn’t know that.

The brooch Agnes found is a locket and it has hair in it.

Well, I think it is hair. Take a look and judge for yourself.

She had me there. I really thought she was going to sell the brooch. She only asked “how much?” to know the monetary value of the item.

DARKHOLD was the abbreviation.

What does it mean?

Agnes has a child’s room in her home but there is no child.

Did she lose her child?

Nicholas Scratch.

Vidal is at Agnes’ home and they are having a drink.

The vibe is eerie. Is this all a simulation?

Somebody is in her house – a hooded masked burglar. He ran away but some old lady hit him with her car.

Agnes arrested him.

The questioning

Agnes questions the boy but his answers are rude so she pushes him and he falls to the ground.

I don’t understand what is going on. Does Agnes have memory loss? Is this a simulation? What is going on?

The pictures of the dead girl turned to pictures of flowers.

This has to be an illusion. It has to be.

Vidal is no longer there and the two-way mirror is now a painting.

The boy is chanting – a spell – in some unknown language.

Oh, he is the one creating the illusion.

Agnes handcuffs the boy and goes to the coroner’s office to make sure she isn’t losing her mind.

She enters and there is no body on the slab. However, when she closes her eyes and opens them, a body appears on the slab.

I am confused.

Yep, the dead woman was Wanda i.e. Scarlet Witch.

Oh… Wanda is fucking up Agatha’s reality.

Vidal is back in the coroner’s office. The gist is that Wanda died and she took all of the copies of the darkhold with her. This trapped Agnes/Agatha in a distorted spell.

Hmm, that explains everything.

Unpeeling

Agnes feels hot and she is undressing. This woman has on 100 clothes.

Why did they zoom in on the “Naughty” trousers?

She undressed herself to the 70s/80s workout queen.

She is back to her real self but…

Why is she black and white in a colourful world?

Oh, that was the preliminary. Now she is fully back to herself – naked – and the same colour as her environment.

She and Vidal weren’t lovers. Vidal was only helping her to get back to her real self.

Her colleague Herb is her next-door neighbour.
The librarian and Chief of Police are a married couple next door.
The jeweller is another neighbour who does morning jogs.

Herb said she had been bitten by the true crime bug recently so they helped her out.

Wanda also took all her power and left her with household appliances – washing machines.

The boy/Teen she “arrested” was not an arrest. It was a kidnap and she locked him up in her closet.

Vidal is here – in the flesh – and she is fighting Agatha because she is vulnerable.

Agatha has a lot of enemies and Vidal is one of them.

What I am getting from Vidal is that Agatha was a very powerful witch every other witch wanted to kill. Vidal can’t kill her because it is not allowed but others can… I think.

Agatha All Along – Episode 2

She still hasn’t untied this boy yet.

The boy (Teen) is a fan of Agatha. The spell or whatever he muttered freed Agatha from Wanda’s spell.

The Teen says his name but Agatha can’t hear it and something shields his mouth.

Teen wants to go to the Witches Road. Agatha as well.

They both want/need power.

For them to go to the Withes Road, they need a coven. So their goal is to recruit witches for their coven. Their first stop is a psychic and Agatha gives her a fake story to test her.

The dumbass woman believed it.

Oh… I was wrong. The psychic was only playing along.

She is actually good, even an actual witch. Her name is Lilia.

Lilia is funny. I like her.

Agatha steals power?

So she’s an evil witch.

Lilia did a divination because she is a Divination Witch. She wrote down four names of the coven and said

you have your four names. Leave me out of it.

Funny enough, she wrote her own name and didn’t know.

I like her power.

Jen

Agatha has gone to meet Jen – she is a Potions Witch and she has been magicless for a century.

Teen is able to convince…

strong-arm

Jen agrees to join their coven.

Agatha refused to show Teen the full list. She ate the paper.

Why? Is his name on it or is it Vidal?

Agatha keeps noticing animals. First was a crow, now a rat.

Is a shapeshifter following her?

Alice

The third witch they need is a blood witch – the child of a witch. She is a Protection Witch and her name is Alice Wu Gulliver.

Her mother got lost in the Witches Road.

I bet her mother chose to stay there.

Teen

Something is not right with Teen.

First Agatha couldn’t hear nor lipread his name. Now she can’t hear where his from – his backstory.

Is he the villain, the son of a villain or her son? Was his mother a witch who did a spell on him to protect him from Agatha?

Another animal – a wolf.

The Coven

Jen is the first to arrive.
Lilia is the second.
Alice actually came.

They asked for the Green Witch and Agatha said there is no need.

Teen asked Lilia the name and she said it was not a name. It was a heart – a black heart.

Didn’t Vidal say she has a black heart in episode 1?

Agatha recruited her neighbour, Mrs Hart/Sharon to join them. The same woman who hit Teen in episode 1.

Is Mrs Hart a witch? I should have watched WandaVision before watching this series.

Teen is so excited to embark on the journey to the Witches Road but Agatha tells him:

You don’t drive to the road. The road is conjured.

Mrs Hart/Sharon asks if they are doing laundry together.

Agatha sent Teen away from the conjuring.

This rabbit again. Is it a person?

They are all singing and Mrs Hart/Sharon has no clue what is going on.

Her face… LOL… she is so unintentionally funny.

They are singing in the basement and something sinister is happening outside. Some hooded figures have appeared.

Is that the Salem Seven?

Mrs Hart/Sharon is an “Earth Witch” who is great at gardening but doesn’t know why. Is that it? Am I onto something?

Mrs Hart/Sharon is just dancing. Not a sound has left her lips.

The Witches Road didn’t appear, so Agatha is belittling them to use their powers and it’s working. Well, Sharon looks lost.

Oh… not that. She was insulting them so that they would blast her and she would steal their power because the hooded beings are here to kill her.

A lit tunnel just appeared underneath them. A secret passageway. Sharon noticed it.

I guess that is the Witches Road.

They opened the door but no one entered. Teen was being chased by the hooded beings so he ran in. The rest followed.

Yeah, it is the Witches Road. It looks very “rooted”.

Agatha is such a fair-weather person. She saw the road and said to them:

I never doubted us for a second.

Fake ass witch.

Outro

These episodes were a good foundation. I am eager to see how it goes.

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