This is why no matter what, Ava will always be my favourite:

That was her face when Melissa and the fireman made a spicy connection. Ava is a certified vibe.

Janine’s obsession with her class is getting too much, I think she needs to quit the district job and return to class.

On second thought, she should be obsessed with her class. This new substitute teacher “Jessca” with no “i” is an idiot.

A child asked if she should capitalize the names of the states and this stupid woman said

“the only human needs are water, food, shelter and music”

Where is the correlation?

Barbara asked what the Jubi slide was and when Jacob explained it, Barbara replied with

I do not want to live in a world where white people explain dance moves to me.

Why would she say that?! That was foul.
LOL.

Janine smokes weed… every day.

My exact face. You mean boring Janine is a weed smoker? Colour me shocked.

They were talking about their smoking vices Jacob vapes, Janine smokes weed and Ava smokes hookah.

Instead of Gregory to shut up because he has none, this man said,

“I eat a protein bar”

Really, dude?

Their students now know the teachers love them some drugs.

Ava doesn’t mind, as per usual but the rest aren’t finding it funny.

Tariq was kicked out of F.A.D.E (Friends Against Drug Exposure). I wonder what his dumb ass did.

Where in the whitewashing hell did they find this dude?

He is so cringe, even the babies in kindergarten are embarrassed for him.

This child’s face was my face while watching “Slimothy”

The bargain bin Slim Shady.

This FADE lady killed me with laughter. She said:

You know where they don’t have a marijuana problem? The Third World, where kids can’t just Google whatever they want, because they’re busy making the phones.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boy: My mum’s on Valtrex
Caroline (FADE): that’s fine, your mum has herpes.

Oh my God

Caroline is crazy.