The new substitute teacher couldn’t take the smell. He said he lost fingerprints because the doorknob was so sticky.

By the way, this is the guy (for those curious).

His hairstyle is giving Gerald from Hey Arnold.

Gregory called Melissa an “old gal” and she looked at him like this

He had to fix it by calling her a “young maiden”.

The newer sub said they’ve been a substitute teacher since they got their “gift card”.

Say what now?

They need to fire them ASAP. This one is a fraud.

Melissa’s face was mine when we heard the rubbish that came out of the substitute teacher’s mouth.

Jacob doesn’t want to go back home early because he is avoiding Zach, his boyfriend.

Jacob, please break up with Zach. There is no point you pretending to be a social butterfly just to avoid him.

They’ve been arguing constantly for SEVEN MONTHS!

Break up! Your relationship is over!

Jacob was throwing darts and this was the result:

Thank God for the lives that were spared from this bar hazard.

Melissa made Janine look the sub (Cassidy Jeffery) in the district database and they don’t exist.

I said it.

Or maybe not.

It turns out that the “Jeffery” is spelt “Geoffery”. I guess I was wrong about the sub.

Also, Melissa was wrong for switching sides: that’s a very fairweather behaviour.

Jacob and Zach broke up. Thank God.

Gregory came back to console Jacob but lied that he came for his pen.

That was so sweet.

Jacob tells Gregory that Zach is writing a one-man show about him. It is Fleabag with an “F”.

When Mr Johnson asked if it was Fleafaf, Jacob said no…

I guess it’s only the “b” in Fleabag, that is getting changed to “f” then.

Please, only say it in your head. Do not say it out loud.

Ava is such a babe. She saw that Barbara’s choir sisters were bullying Barbara, so she organised a recital in school for Barbs.

I like Ava. Even with all her madness.