Janine told Gregory that if he squinted hard enough, he could see Abbott from the window of her new office.

Gregory was like:

Janine is delusional as per usual. But it is the sweet kind; the hopeful kind.

Ava lying her ass off again

This woman is a menace.

She said she started the roots with Questlove.

Someone get this woman a doctor. She is suffering from a severe case of Liarbetes.

Melissa is as bad as Ava. She wants to be a Stallone-De Niro hybrid as entertainment for Abbott Elementary’s Open House.

Barbara

and Gregory thinks she is out of her mind.

I agree.

She is still doing it again. Now she’s Austin Powers. “Yeah baby, oh bee-hayve”

and is traumatising her colleagues in the process.

Janine left her welcome party at the district because…

She left a higher pay, 401k, health insurance, reserved parking, an apple desktop and other benefits to work in the dump that is Abbott Elementary?

Gregory is trying so hard not to smile.

You ain’t fooling nobody. We know you are doing somersaults on the inside.

Questlove actually came

Well, I’ll be damned.

These two

I am loving what I see.