Nary a single woman

Based on the nature of this series, I have to put out a disclaimer before I start.

DISCLAIMER

This post contains strong language and sexual references throughout. Reader’s discretion is advised.

Woah! It’s only 9 seconds in and the first thing shown is someone’s bum.

They are having sex inside a plane’s toilet.

Eww.

Look at her face while they are doing it.

His thing must be sweeter than sugarcane because she is losing her effing mind.

This is he, Rupert Campbell-Black

and he has the women going crazy for him. Look at their faces:

The opening credits is beautiful.

I love it!

This useless man (Deputy Prime Minister) said this is the reason why HIV is on the rise:

And this motherfucker! This useless being has a mistress…

Shameless hypocrite.

I love this line.

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It is so lethal.

So.. there is something going on and I need to explain it. Declan O’Hara, this guy

Is courted by Tony Baddingham, this fellow

to leave the BBC and join his network. He also gives Declan a signing bonus and moves Declan into this massive house in the English countryside of Rutshire.

This is not going to end well for Declan. I strongly feel either Tony or Rupert is going to sleep with his wife.

I don’t want to think of his daughters because that would be scandalous. I hope those abhorrent men stay away from his daughters.

His wife, Maud hates the change. She called the house

Their daughter, Caitlin is excited about the move because she would get to live close to Rupert Campbell-Black. According to Caitlin

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I hope this is not some toxic love story of how a barely legal girl tamed a wild dog.

It is the foreshadowing for me. Caitlin thinks that Rupert is going to fall for her mother or sister.

Any woman that falls for Rupert the whore is a dummy. You don’t have to sleep with a community penis.

Stop being a notch on some idiot’s bedpost.

At least we have someone with some self-respect.

She is an author, Lizzie Vereker, who writes “dirty books”.

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I hope her books are not her fantasies about Rupert.

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Declan is a misogynist and I will tell you why. Cameron Cook, this lady

says “Hi” and offers him a handshake. Look at what this dipshit did:

Yes, he gives her his suitcase.

It’s the ’80s… so I guess every woman is a secretary.

Oh, lest I forget, Cameron is his boss but he thinks that SHE is a man.

That smirk on her face when she said it. LOL.

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I think I love this show already.

Oh, she is up against racists too.

Fuck them.

Traggie, this girl

is the first to see Rupert naked.

So… she is the one he is going to pursue?

Maud is/was an actress and her marriage with Declan isn’t quite right.

Are Tony and Cameron a thing? I say this because they’ve been giving weird vibes plus this exchange between Cameron and the studio assistant…

Is making me wonder. Hmm.

What was this look between Rupert and Taggie?

God no!

She is too young to deal with this demon’s fuckery.

These couples are two sides of the same coin. In this coupling (Fred and Valerie Jones), the wife polices the husband’s eating

While in this coupling (James and Lizzie Vereker), the husband polices the wife’s drinking:

I think Fred-Fred (as his wife calls him) and Lizzie are going to have an affair.

Even James and Valerie as well.

Maud hates Declan’s guts and wants to sleep with Rupert.

Why is every woman in this show devoid of self-respect? Why?!

These douchebags. They have blackmail material on Declan O’Hara.

These people are so evil.

Maud is parched…

That’s her looking at Rupert’s bum. Declan noticed:

I’m going to make a wild guess. Declan cheated once and after he did, Maud has been on a revenge mission to hurt Declan the same way he did her.

I think the “insurance” Tony has are pictures of Maud cheating.

Rupert is sleeping with this man, Paul Stratton’s wife