Ain’t nothing dumber than a fling who forgets their place: Rivals Episode 2

James Vereker must hate Declan O’Hara because what is this face he is making while telling his audience about Declan’s show?

I doubt he would be tuning in to Declan’s show.

I’m loving the opening credits of this show

Also before we go any further, I need to say this:

Declan O’Hara’s first guest, Johnny Friedlander is a womaniser. Just take a look at this:

They said he had a sex tape scandal before. I think he’s about to have another one…

They can’t seem to find Johnny Friedlander despite seeing him enter the building.

I guess we can all tell where he is and what he is doing.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Johnny Friedlander has been found.

Cameron didn’t bat an eyelid when she said this after finding them.

Cameron doesn’t play. I like her. James Vereker was yapping in the control room:

and she shut him up real quick.

Rupert Campbell-Black is watching Declan’s first show at Corinium in the O’Hara home with Declan’s wife and children.

Maud is thirsty as per usual:

Johnny said he was sober now but that man was drinking alcohol while he was having sex with the Corinium staffer.

I bet this is also gin he is masquerading as water.

Wait so Johnny Friedlander’s sextape controversy was all his doing?

Declan O’Hara is the mother-effing boss. He did his homework and made sure to

Johnny confessed that he did in fact pay the actress to make a sextape.

I am gagged.

Johnny said he did it to save his ailing acting career.

Declan O’Hara has given Corinium their top-rated primetime talk show.

But he should listen to Johnny Friedlander’s story and take it all in because that is his future.

I told you James Vereker was a hater. Look at his face when Declan and Johnny entered the room filled with people applauding them.

He is not happy at all.

The water Johnny Friedlander was drinking was vodka and Cameron Cook was the one responsible for it.

She is devious. I like her.

I don’t know what is with this show but I like the horrible people…

Declan and Cameron keep having tension. They are always bickering and I think she and Declan are going to have an affair. I can feel it in my bones.

While Tony Baddingham was introducing Johnny Friedlander to the staff at Corinium, Johnny refused to look at the woman, Daysee, he slept with earlier in the eyes.

She wasn’t happy about it.

So her colleague Deirdre said this to her.

Oh my God.

So Seb is what I would call Daysee’s admirer. The one who loves her but she doesn’t give a damn about.

Poor boy. He’s going to end up frustrated and alone.

Tony Baddingham is a bad boy… Cameron is getting cooked tonight.

Maud ohhhhhh, why are you like this? Why?

What is it about Rupert Campbell-Black that makes you want to cheat on your husband?

Caitlin doesn’t know when to shut up but I like her, she gives us the tea. She said that Maud had a man friend Declan wasn’t too happy about.

This means that this thing she is trying to start with Rupert Campbell-Black is not new for her. She is an experienced flirt and cheater.

It appears that our Lady Whistledown – Lizzie Vereker – has a very close friendship with Rupert Campbell-Black.

She advised him to stay clear of Maud but he warned her not to tell him what to do.

At least she tried.

Declan really loves Maud.

Too bad she is for the streets.

Maud is so funny sometimes. What does she mean by this?

The devil is a liar. That is all I’m going to say about this situation.

Lizzie entered the house and found her hateration nation of a husband, James Vereker seated in the kitchen. She asked if he had a bad day and he said it was a “shitty evening”.

So she said he should have come with her to watch the Declan show and this motherfucker. This asswipe stood up and told her to be more supportive.

Are you mad, sir?

Caitlin has gone off to boarding school and Declan’s show is a hit.

So they are running through a bunch of names to figure out who they would have next on the Declan show and Cameron suggests, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Declan replies with “he can’t even speak“

To hell with you, Declan.

Declan has an 80,000 pounds tax bill that he hasn’t paid yet and Tony Baddingham offered to pay it for him.

This is bad news. Tony is moving like the mafia. Declan would be so indebted to Tony, that Declan would not be able to escape Tony.

Taggie now has a job. She makes food for dinner parties.

Valerie Jones forced her to wear the maid get-up to serve the guests. God, I hate Valerie.

Every time I see Lady Baddingham, I feel so sorry for her.

Tony married her for her title. He is out all night cheating on her while all she has are her dogs to keep her company.

Sarah Stratton sprayed her fanny with perfume in anticipation of seeing Rupert Campbell-Black at the Jones’s dinner party.

I can smell the yeast infection from over there.

If I didn’t know better, I would have said that Lady Monica Baddingham is a bad girl

But we know she is not. She is a faithful and long-suffering wife.

Sarah slept with James Vereker? Wow! She is for the streets.

James is a disgusting douche.

Rupert and Lizzie’s friendship is my jam.

Apologies to James. He didn’t sleep with Sarah Stratton. She was only on his show.

My bad. He is not a cheat after all.

Sarah on the other hand is DEFINITELY DISGUSTING.

She had sex with Rupert at a dinner party her husband was also invited to.

Taggie saw them again.

I know she likes Rupert but why watch him have sex with another woman like a pervy voyeur?

Look at this cheat of a Tony telling his mistress, Cameron not to fuck up the night for him.

Rupert fucked up the seating arrangement. He juggled everybody up. Freddie sat next to Lizzie while Cameron was in between Tony and Rupert.

Sarah wasn’t happy that Rupert was already rizzing Cameron up.

Girl, what did you think was going to happen? That he would fall madly in love with you because he ploughed your coochie?

Lord Tony, isn’t happy about it either…

I thought you told Cameron to “stay out of your way”.

Valerie is on my shit list. They were all having a conversation at the dinner table about Tony being fat in the past and Valerie said to him, “I can’t imagine you fat, Tony”.

Tony replied, “It’s where I got my drive to succeed.”

and this awful bitch Valerie then said loudly

I hate her. I hate Valerie.

Rupert groped Taggie because he thought she was asking for it.

I hate Rupert.

Declan found out about it and Tony wants to use it to humiliate Rupert.

I pray Declan brings Rupert to his knees. Rupert is a fucking perv.

Anyway