So something I forgot to mention when I did episode 2: Taggie is dyslexic. Which is why she had Caitlin read the note that came with the Christmas gift from Rupert to her.

The gift is pretty or whatever but Rupert is still a creep.

Oh no, she thinks it is from some other guy she likes, Ralphie.

I am still loving the opening credits.

Oh and before we go any further, remember:

Maud the thirst bucket thought the person at the door was Rupert.

Declan needs to free this woman to go live her freaky life.

It turns out, it is her son, Patrick

I know she mad. She and her cooch.

So it appears that Patrick is coo-coo crazy because why on earth did he break up with his girlfriend for not having enough “celestial light”.

Maud’s madness rubbing off a little too much.

Wow, Rupert, the abomination is a father. To human children…

How dreadful. Poor kids.

His ex-wife hates his guts.

Instantly my favourite character already.

Maud should be embarrassed for displaying such high levels of shamelessness that even her kids know she is crazy.

Cameron is starting to resent Tony for not allowing her to mingle with her colleagues because he wants to keep their little affair under wraps.

It’s what you signed up for girl. If you sleep with your boss, you’re going to have to play by his rules or be out of a job if you choose not to.

Taggie asked her mother why she would want to sit next to Rupert after he molested her and Maud said that Taggie should consider herself lucky.

Yep! I hate Maud.

Ralphie has a girlfriend.

Poor Taggie.

Their parents might be dunderheads but Caitlin, Patrick and Taggie make good siblings.

James is such a douchebag. Why did he have to ruin Lizzie’s picture?

James is LITERAL Satan to his wife. That man is always on demon time when it comes to embarrassing Lizzie.

Oh, there she is. The harlot of Rutshire, Sarah Stratton

Also, her husband, Paul needs to chill with his thirst to be on the Corinium board.

Tony doesn’t want you. MOVE ON!

Poor Charles, his lover has grown a little bored of their sexual liaisons.

Look at how he is ignoring Charles.

James just doesn’t know his place does he? He really thinks he is a celebrity.

I don’t like Sarah Stratton but she clocked James’ tea real quick. She knew he thought himself a celebrity and she laughed at him.

Maud arrived in a camel

Can she be any more annoying than she already is?

Declan loves his wife and all of her craziness. Look at how he smiled once he saw her on the camel.

That is adoration right in his eyes.

People at the party have been starving because Maud’s special guest of honour, Rupert the groper hasn’t arrived.

Thank God he finally did.

Now her useless self can let the people eat.

Sarah is jealous Maud is flirting with Rupert.

Why is she jealous? She has a husband and Rupert is for the streets.

Rupert the daft thinks a bracelet is what would make Taggie forgive him for being a groper.

Patrick blows out the candles on his birthday cake. Declan gives a heartfelt speech, quoting Yeats and what do you know? Hateration Nation James rolled his eyes.

I can’t wait for Lizzie to dump this dipshit.

Cameron came to the party and she made sure it was a moment.

I like her. She does what she wants and does not give a mother-effing damn what Tony or whoever thinks about it.

and she took Patrick’s breath away.

He went speechless as soon as he laid eyes on her.

Scumbag Tony was not happy at all.

James has to be asexual right? Why did he stand up and dodge Lizzie’s kiss?

Why does he hate his wife so much?

Speaking of kisses, Patrick walked straight to Cameron and kissed her.

Patrick!

Tony couldn’t stop staring at Cameron and Patrick kissing.

Mr Man, go and kiss ya wife.

Charles offered his lover his home key for them to be an official couple but his lover said no. He hopes to be a politician and for him to succeed, he needs a wife.

For the times, 1987… I understand.

Charles says he is fine…

I don’t believe him.

Rupert asked Taggie to dance with him. She agreed because Daysee puked in the sink where she was washing the dishes.

This thing, they are trying to create between these two is an eww

Rupert is gross.

Rupert says he hates the reflection of himself he sees in Taggie’s eyes and she replies that “anyone can change”

Taggie, what are you doing? You are supposed to ignore his cries for sympathy. If he hates himself, it ain’t your problem. That’s his business.

They are really trying their hardest to sell this Rupert and Taggie romance.

Boo! We don’t want it.

Taggie left Mr Hoe about town, Rupert on the dance floor and Sarah runs up to him to say, “you’ve been ignoring me all night”

Girl, take a hint. He has entered your cooch and the thrill is gone. Move on sister.

Sarah is so stupid.

She really thought the naked tennis, performative moaning and perfume in the cooch would keep a whore like Rupert faithful to her?

Oh no, I thought Cameron was different but she’s just another dumb hoe who thinks her married/unavailable lover would claim her eventually.

Look at her roping an unsuspecting Patrick into her rubbish plans.

Sarah thinks Tony wants to get into her pants

Lizzie said no because he was already in Cameron’s pants.

Lizzie is one smart woman. Lady Whistledown for sure.

Caitlin finally found a boy her age to do the devil’s tango with.

His name is Archie.

God, I hate Valerie. Freddie is trying to dance and enjoy himself but here comes this bitch saying that he is embarrassing himself.

Can she chill and let Freddie live? Jesus!

After Valerie the emotional abuser stormed off, Freddie bumped into Lizzie and they danced together.

Aww, these are the only two allowed to commit adultery in this whole show. They need to dump their spouses and be together.

Maud was trying to secure herself a shag with Rupert and my guy missed all the signals. He chose to talk about Taggie instead.

LOL.

Maud couldn’t handle it. She is having a crisis.

This bitch called her child “dim-witted”. I hate Maud, she is a horrible, horrible mother.

This woman fully intended to cheat on her husband right under his nose only to end up crying because her conquest prefers her daughter instead.

Declan needs to dump this bitch and real fast too.

Oh, now Maud is sorry.

I guess it took a man you liked fancying your grown up daughter to knock some sense into your adulterous skull.

Tony is vile. He called Shelley a common slut.

That’s rich coming from a whore who is cheating on his wife.

Rupert and Taggie were about to kiss and my superstar here said “not on my watch”

Gertrude my love, I am FOREVER grateful to you.

Even Rupert knows Gertrude can’t stand him.

Oh no she hasn’t and she won’t.

Patrick be careful now, this one might be too much for you.

Maud needs to shut the hell up with that mess of “oh, you go to work and I don’t get any attention”

Bitch you are old. You are not a child. If you aren’t getting any attention, go get yourself a real hobby and stop acting like a brat.

Cameron is honest. I will give her that. She told Patrick what the deal was from the jump.

Unfortunately though, when you sleep with rich and powerful men for a come-up, they start to think they are god and want to control your life.

This episode was fun.