The evil you do comes back to bite you: Rivals Episode 4

Rupert and Tony’s brother, Bas Baddingham entered a property they were not supposed to enter.

Oh, they went to see Taggie.

Taggie

Oh, so Rupert came to collect the cutleries Maud borrowed for the New Year’s Eve party.

Declan came in and he was very very suspicious of Rupert.

Declan came in and he was very very suspicious of Rupert.

Declan basically told Rupert (without explicitly saying it) that he wanted to embarrass Rupert on TV.

Since Rupert refused to be interviewed, Declan decided to force his hand. Declan abruptly announced to his audience that Rupert would be his next guest.

Declan abruptly announced to his audience that Rupert would be his next guest.

Rupert called his office line and Declan was like “nah, he’s going to have to speak to my producer just like everybody else.”

Cameron Cook
Declan and Tony

Rupert agreed because Margaret “union buster” Thatcher told him to agree to the interview.

Cameron cook
Rivals tv show opening sequence

Before we move further with Episode 4, always remember:

James and Valerie arrived for Tony’s hunting thing and Sarah dragged her by calling her “it’s Sherlock Ideal Holmes”

James and Valerie
Sarah Stratton and Lizzie Vereker

Even Lizzie joined in on the fun, saying she was there to investigate crimes against taste

Sarah Stratton and Lizzie Vereker

Look at how clumsy James is.

James Vereker, Freddie Jones, Tony Baddingham

The men were gossiping that Freddie couldn’t shoot only for his aim to be the most precise out of all of them.

Look at how many birds he killed.

Look at how many birds he killed.

Tony was shocked as hell.

Tony was shocked as hell.

Freddie is a marksman. We need to change his name to “Point and kill” because look at this! Look at all this meat.

Point and kill

Tony found out his son, Archie is part of the LGBTQ community

Archie is part of the LGBTQ community

and he looked visibly irritated by it.

and he looked visibly irritated by it.

Rupert came regardless of being invited.

Rupert came regardless of being invited.

Charles was Cameron’s boss but after his almost-heart attack, she was promoted to his job (Controller of Programs) while he was made HEAD OF RELIGIOUS BROADCASTING.

HEAD OF RELIGIOUS BROADCASTING.

He also reveals to Declan that Cameron is sleeping with Tony Baddingham.

He also reveals to Declan that Cameron is sleeping with Tony Baddingham.

Taggie is getting attached to Rupert. She told him not to go to her father’s show.

Taggie is getting attached to Rupert
Taggie is getting attached to Rupert

Yes, Declan is going to do something awful because he doesn’t take too kindly to Rupert trying to ravish all the women in the O’Hara household.

Tony, Sarah and the others were making fun of Valerie and Freddie walked in on them.

Tony, Sarah and the others were making fun of Valerie
Freddie walked in on them.

Aww, Lizzie is sad she hurt her boyfriend.

Aww, Lizzie is sad she hurt her boyfriend.

Cameron came out of Tony’s office adjusting her skirt.

Cameron came out of Tony's office adjusting her skirt.

and Deirdre murmured, “slag”

and Deirdre murmured, "slag"

Called it! Freddie doesn’t want to join Tony’s board.

Freddie doesn't want to join Tony's board.

Freddie spat some facts here. Tony is a snob. The type of snob who grew up poor became rich and turned into a monster.

When I say I despise Valerie, I mean it.

Some Corinum girls were at her boutique and were gossiping about Tony and Cameron. This microaggressive bitch called Cameron “that black woman” despite knowing her name.

microaggressive bitch

Then, Freddie told her, to forget about it. It does not concern them.

But guess what this bitch did?

Yeah, she went to Monica and told her.

Yeah, she went to Monica and told her.

You see what I mean?

Valerie did all that tattle-tale for a friendship with Monica

Valerie did all that tattle-tale for a friendship with Monica and Monica still said no to her.

Rupert dropped some milk for Gertrude.

Rupert dropped some milk for Gertrude.

It is Valentine’s Day and Lizzie thought James bought these for her.

It is Valentine's Day and Lizzie thought James bought these for her.

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Geez, Archie has jumped from brother to sister.

Geez, Archie has jumped from brother to sister.

And he was doing it in the front yard!

Geez, Archie has jumped from brother to sister.

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Monica threatened Tony using their son as the medium since both father and son can’t seem to stop themselves from fornicating with their staff.

Monica threatened Tony

Patrick called Cameron and he recited a poem to her for Valentine’s.

Patrick called Cameron

She liked it but tried to play it off.

Patrick called Cameron

Cameron needs to drop Corinium and Tony because what is this nonsense Valentine’s Day message to Cameron?

“Don’t fuck it up tonight”

"Don't fuck it up tonight"

Deirdre’s gums are always flapping. She can’t stop slagging Cameron off all the time.

Deirdre's gums are always flapping.

Taggie found Rupert’s poison for Gertrude and she read the card wherein he asked her to be his Valentine.

Taggie found Rupert's poison for Gertrude
I know my Gertrude would say no.

Jesus ohh! When will Maud rest? Now she has found her newest target, Basil “Bas” Baddingham.

He is Tony’s brother.

When will Maud rest?

And he is indulging her.

Basil "Bas" Baddingham.

Cameron may be a bird but she is a very funny one. Sarah did her screen test at Corinium and he suggested that Cameron watch it.

Sarah did her screen test at Corinium and he suggested that Cameron watch it.

Cameron replied that she’d rather watch frogs…

Cameron replied that she rather watch frogs...

Lizzie thought James was at the door, so she opened it wearing only lingerie. It was Freddie instead. He came to give her an electronic typewriter to encourage her writing.

Lizzie thought James was at the door, so she opened it wearing only lingerie.

Before he left, Freddie told her she looked lovely.

Freddie told her she looked lovely.

Sarah is James’ new co-host and he seems very pleased about it.

Sarah is James' new co-host and he seems very pleased about it.
Sarah is James' new co-host and he seems very pleased about it.

I was enjoying Deirdre’s little quips but what nonsense is this? Why do this?

Deirdre's little quips

I swear Declan is too good for all these people. Despite his differences with Cameron he still told her she is great at her job.

 Declan is too good for all these people.

Taggie is a bird. Why has she suddenly donned on a cape and turned into Captain Save A Ho?

Taggie is a bird.

Rupert was able to turn the tables which led to him and Declan having a heart-to-heart conversation.

Tony couldn’t handle it and he spiralled. He tried to force Cameron to turn off the transmission but she refused.

Tony couldn't handle it and he spiralled.

Declan’s show forced Rupert to be vulnerable in a way he has never been before, even to himself.

Declan's show forced Rupert to be vulnerable

Tony is miserable because he unintentionally redeemed Rupert’s reputation.

Tony is miserable

Declan notices that Rupert has an interest in his daughter and shuts it down.

Declan didn’t have anything on Rupert. He was just bluffing to make Rupert unravel himself by himself.

Declan didn't have anything on Rupert. H
Declan didn't have anything on Rupert. H

Tony has lost his marbles. He is destroying Declan’s set.

Tony has lost his marbles. He is destroying Declan's set.

Declan actually had something but he refused to use it and refused to tell anyone about it.

Also, the Prime Minister called and said she would like to do an interview with Corinium.

Are you going to watch this?

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