Taggie was practicing her lines. You know, to rizz up Rupert.

She was alone in the woods.

Well, she thought she was alone.

This is very embarazzing. If I were her, I would hide my head in shame and never go outside ever again.

Taggie had some leftover jam roly poly and thought it cute to give some to Rupert.

She likes him now. I don’t know why but she does.

Rupert refuses to eat it.

Declan warned him to stay away and he is doing just that.

Even knobhead Basil has noticed Taggie’s fondness for Rupert.

Basil says that he is lucky but Rupert is like “Nah, I’m not. I promised Declan to stay the hell way from his pride and joy”

Please keep it that way till the end of the season. I don’t want to see any corruption of the youth on my screen.

Poor Taggie, she heard them chuckle and thought they were laughing at her.

Maybe this would help kill her feelings for Rupert La Whore.

I am still obsessed with the opening credits.

Lest I forget:

Maud is not happy that Declan is now chummy with her once-upon-a-time conquest.

And as per usual, hateration nation James is salty.

Burn bitch!

Tony hates Declan now. Both Declan and Rupert are the same to him.

Too bad he can’t fire Declan because Declan is his money maker.

Unfaithful Sarah has resumed work as James’ cohost.

Looking at James’ show, I don’t understand why he is competing with Declan when his show is a morning breakfast show.

They may be using the same medium but the struggle ain’t the same.

James does too much. There is this fakeness and desperation that seeps out of his pores. It makes it hard for people to warm up to him.

He tried dancing with his guest who came out dancing and she ignored him.

I bet he is going to sulk about it for a month.

Her name is Dame Enid but this man called her Dame Edna. No wonder she ignored him.

Poor Lizzie, she is going to bear the brunt of this embarrassment later.

Declan thinks he would get free rein to ask Margaret Thatcher questions but she has a list of approved questions.

If I was Declan, I would cancel the interview. Interviewing Thatcher is going to taint Declan’s credibility.

No offense to Fascist Thatcher but these questions are ridiculous.

“Balancing motherhood and a demanding job,”
Really?

Why does Tony look so defeated? Not too long ago he used to prance around like a peacock.

Tony has given Thatcher to James Vereker.

That nincompoop must be thrilled.

Look at the idiot dancing.

God, I hate this asswipe. He told Declan “no hard feelings”.

Motherfucker, who asked you?!

I want to reach into the screen and smack James Vereker so hard. What nonsense is he saying? “Declan is yesterday’s news” as if Declan is competing with him.

Community Cooch Sarah is about to snag another one.

She and Rupert must be in the running for who can have sex with the most neighbours in a calendar year.

Tony still hasn’t recovered from the Rupert episode.

Pained AF

I knew it. I said that the tax bill Tony helped Declan clear was going to come back to bite him.

and it did.

Also, I hate Maud. She is such a whore. Always cheating without sense. She cheated so much, she had herself photographed. Stupid woman.

She is beyond useless. Declan needs to test his kids and see if he truly is their biological father.

Tony is now making Declan judge a beauty contest.

Rich people with unchecked egos are demonic.

Finally, James is having fun with his wife.

While they were practicing, Lizzie role-plays as Thatcher and James as himself interviewing Thatcher, she tries to spice things up.

But James the closeted asexual, looks at her with disgust.

Freddie, please come save this woman. James does not deserve her.

I see Lizzie has been writing smut about herself and Freddie.
Letty and Ferdy.

I’m digging it. Can you hasten things and make it a reality for shippers like me?

The women at the restaurant and her agent love her manuscript.

I know that’s right. Lizzie finally has a muse: a man who actually cares about her.

Even her agent knows that James is not the one Lizzie is writing about because James is a wasteman.

She met Freddie on the train and he offered to upgrade her ticket to first class.

Aww, look at my ship. My one and only adulterous ship.

They locked themselves inside the toilet to avoid paying the conductor.

Fingers crossed they kiss.

They didn’t kiss.

Lizzie forgot her chapters in the train and Freddie ran to help her go get it.

Nobody should talk to me. My ship is SHIPPING!

The defeathered peacock has resumed his prancing.

Asshole

Cameron may be a bird but she will always have a special place in my heart. She called James Vereker, a dipshit.

A smart woman she is.

Senor Tony El Cheater is offering to take Cameron to an awards ceremony in Spain.

and Cameron agreed to it because he would claim her publicly for the first time in a land far away from his country.

Jesus Christ! This woman is going to cheat again.

Maud pity Declan now! I beg.
Stop torturing him.
Please put your coochie on ice and find a hobby.

Declan is depressed because he is trapped and can’t leave his job.

He can’t quit because he is trying to protect Maud but that same woman is off to cheat again. This life is not balanced at all.

Freddy is reading the chapters.

I prayed for times like these. Look at how happy he is.

Oh, yeah, Valerie exists.

and when Freddie tried to hug her, she pushed him away.

As usual.

Freddie doesn’t know how to act around Lizzie anymore.

Freddie asked her out and she said no because she is married.

James is not worth it. Leave him and go be with Freddie. Please.

Oh, Freddie is just the best.

I can’t believe my ship will never sail because of a small inconvenience called marriage.

Freddie has been with Valerie since they were 15.

Wow, no wonder he is so protective of her.

Deirdre is so shady.

She is messy boots.

Sarah didn’t like that closeted asexual, James was flirting with one of the beauty pageant contestants. So being the big bird that she is, she took off her clothes for attention.

Her husband, Paul needs to get his blood work done at a hospital. He definitely must have caught something.

Wow, Sarah was able to make James have sex. A miracle.
Guess who so happened to be walking by, hearing all the moaning?

That’s right, Deirdre.

This old creep told Daysee to stop by the bush to rape her.

Nah, I would have knocked his old ass into the afterlife.

Daysee, come on now. Kick the old creep in his geriatric nutsack.

Oh my God, the demon succeeded.

And he is a reverend. My God. The same idiot who was calling people immoral in episode 1.

Tony asked Daysee who did it to her and she told him. Do you know what this motherfucker asked her next?

Ahhh! May thunder fire Tony Baddingham.

My God! What?!

Ms Madden is right. These men don’t care.

I love Ms Madden. Daysee should fuck shit up.

Declan is drunk and he knows the reverend is a rapist. Time to fuck shit up.

I love Declan. He punched the geriatric rapist. I hope that sent the rapist straight to hell.

Declan is a motherfucking Gee. He is the best. He is goated. He is excellent. The best man there is.

Nobody should talk to me. Declan is THAT GUY!

My favourite men and Rupert are now a trio. Declan quits Corinium because he is done with Tony Baddingham and his rubbish.

Good thing his friends are two of the richest men in the county.

I love Ms Madden. When Tony told Deirdre to take the Reverend home, she told Deirdre to order a minicab for the rapist.

She is spreading the news that he is a rapist. I love it. No sleep for the wicked.

So Maud didn’t sleep with the Malwhore guy.

I love Joyce Madden. She is the best woman (after Lizzie) on this show. A tough and smart cookie.
She stole Tony’s insurance i.e. Maud’s nude photos and saved the O’Hara family the embarrassment.

My guys are about to fuck Tony Baddingham up.

This episode was a blast. I loved it. Take care and…