The way I jerked when they hit that platform.

Girl what?

It is not a formality. It is a REAL THING.

These two are ditzy.

They were talking about mushrooms by the way.

In this scene

They played this song

and I was grateful for the reminder. Once upon a time, the songs on the radio were evergreen bangers that were long and sweet.

I know she’s a teenager but damn does she have the worst takes in this movie.

The mushroom is already working on this one:

Even this one too. This one has left the planet.

Remind me why these girls chose to get high in a forest, at night?!

Away from civilization and emergency services, should they need it.

Her hallucination has started. She is seeing a strange woman who IMDB told me is her older self.

Finally, someone called marshmallows what they are: chemicals

She finally says she is the older Elliott.

Ruthie is going to marry twice?

Interesting.

Oh, Ruthie is Elliott’s friend. She’s the one wearing a life jacket in this picture. The girl next to her is Ro.

Since when did 39 become middle-aged?

Okay, Older Elliott, let’s calm down with the delusion.

You are young but not a young adult.

Young Elliott’s reaction to this is so realistic.

That is such an honest reaction.

There is a Chad. Is he abusive?

Why are we avoiding him?

Can we stop with the middle age jokes? She is 39, not 45.

Also, how did we move from the woods to a bed?

Young Elliott is trying to do some time travel-esque masturbation that gives incest vibes.

Girl, I know you are young and horny but can you not?

This is so true and so sad.

So let me guess, her mother is going to die and that would change her life forever. She might probably end up depressed or something. Date Chad, and he derails her only for her to get her life back and go back to school at 39.

Fingers crossed I guessed right.

Ruthie is kissing a random rabbit.

Ooh the germs.

This is Chad.

Oh wow, this started early. We have met Chad.

She texted her older self and her older self replied?

What the hell is going on?!

She can also call her older self who is in the future and talk to her.

I am confused.

Chad is back again.

I have another theory. What if Chad was the love of Elliott’s life and he died and she has not been able to recover? They were supposed to marry each other and have kids but he died.

Elliott is liking Chad!!!!

Please tell me my second guess is right. Please.

Chad is a nice boy.

So that means my second theory is right. He is the love of her life.

Older Elliot warned Elliott not to have sex with Chad.

With how horny she is, I bet the sex is happening on their next riverside rendezvous.

Why would Elliott write such a shitty message on her brother’s birthday card?

and she said it was a joke? Girl, fuck you.

Elliott is kissing her girlfriend

while fantasizing about Chad.

She is in love with Chad.

Oh God.

It was a sex dream about both her girlfriend, Chelsea and Chad.

Chad has inserted himself into her family.

This boy is going to die. All the signs point to it. He would be her best love but the one that ends abruptly.

Wait a damn minute!

Is Chad the “rich man who bought the whole place” the person Older Elliott was talking about?

This Chad has weaselled his way into her personal time with Max.

Her dad is selling the farm.

Older Elliott is no longer picking up Elliott’s calls or answering her messages.

Elliott has unpacked her boxes.

Older Elliott won’t be happy about this.

Elliott took shrooms again to conjure Older Elliott and this happened instead.

Elliott and drugs are an unfortunate mix.

Oh, and she’s Bieber now.

This moment with her mother was so precious.

I almost shed a tear.

Aww, it was her last night and she went to sleep next to her brothers.

Chad is so cheesy. He named her boat,

The last time I watched a movie this sweet and warm was when I watched Little Wing.

If you haven’t, you should. Adam and Kaitlyn was my ship.

They finally kissed. In a normal movie, I would be celebrating but not for this movie.

They have prepared my mind for a shoe to drop.

Elliott had sex with Chad.

Older Elliott said, “Don’t have sex with him”

Does he have a girlfriend? Somebody, please tell me.

Older Elliott is back.

Finally, now I will know why she said: “no to Chad”.

I was right, well my second guess was right. Chad died.

Oh my God, this is so sad.

Chad was the love of Elliott’s life.

Wait, does he have cancer?

Chad can see Older Elliott

How is that possible?!

This is such great advice:

I loved this movie. It was what I needed.