A guy didn’t go to Uni and he says he is “uneducated”.

When is this ass backwards thinking going to stop?

Anybody who does this

while driving deserves to be in jail.

So the lady that was driving and reading had an accident which confined her to a wheelchair.

What I don’t understand is how she can be confined to a wheelchair where the only obstacle on the road was a child she hit with her SUV.

If she ended up confined to a wheelchair, what happened to the kid? Did she die?

I want to know.

What do you know? Her man is cheating on her because she can’t walk.

Her boyfriend is the scum of the earth.

This dude came for a carer job and wore Papa’s cap like an old soldier.

What kind of dressing is this? What is left is to put a checkers board in front of him, some schnaps and he is good to go.

She

asked him

about his tolerance level and he said exceptional.

Dude, when someone asks you that, say “I am coming” and run away. The work they want to give you is punishment.

She then said that her daughter insults her caregivers which led to them quitting. Now she wants to know if she can trust this guy (Uduak) not to “mistreat” her daughter.

Aunty, don’t make me call you out of your name. So you didn’t train your daughter well and you want people to tolerate her?

Her daughter (Ewatomi) is even rude to her. Ewatomi ignored her mother’s greeting.

Someone needs to smack this brat.

Also, Uduak was captivated by Ewatomi the moment he laid eyes on her.

How can you be captivated by a person they said is rude AF?

And the rude bitch said he should be in a pigsty and insulted him some more. Someone needs to smack this woman.

I guess the Lord was doing the world a favour by getting rid of her ability to walk by herself.

The in-house chef, Adamu gave Uduak some hand-me-down clothes, perfume and a smartphone.

That is so kind, unlike that crippled witch who treats people like dirt.

She is also rude to her physiotherapist.

God, please restrain me from smacking a bitch.

So Uduak and the physiotherapist, Ima, know each other.

Aww, at least they have each other to weather the bitchy storm that is Ewatomi.

Speaking of Ewatomi, the crippled bitch ruined the mood.

Ewatomi is a HATER! Uduak apologised for getting carried away and Ewatomi was like “of course, Ima is very fine with a banging body as opposed to your crippled boss and who would definitely put on weight for sitting down”

Jealousy.

What kind of nonsense servitude is this?

Why would you let your domestic staff watch you eat? Is it a mukbang?

Her ex-boyfriend, Nonso is getting married to her ex-friend, Alexis.

Good for her. She is a miserable bitch who deserves all the pain in the world.

Her mother said, “maybe I am to blame, I raised this self absorbed woman.”

Yes, you are to blame mother. You were a horrible parent.

Her mother told Uduak not to leave her side and this dude did not sleep. He played watchdog.

So the child didn’t die.

But the road was clear so what did Ewatomi hit that made her crippled?

I’m tired y’all.

Her mother travelled to go be with her sister who was having trouble with her pregnancy. Instead of Ewatomi to act like a responsible person, she verbally abused everyone till Adamu had enough and quit.

He was sick and tired of her shit. I would be too.

Finally, Uduak reached his breaking point.

and he told the bitch about herself.

Look at the bitch embracing herself out of fear.

Rotten turd.

Whenever I see these two,

I smile. I hope they end up together.

Ima offered to watch a movie with rude Ewatomi (Beauty).

Ima is such an angel.

Beauty (Ewatomi) asked Ima if she and Uduak are a thing and Ima said “ah, do you want the woman he has a crush on to have my head?”

There goes my ship – in the drain.

Beauty saw Uduak without a shirt and her fanny fluttered.

So this is where we are at now?

Look at my Ima doing the Lord’s work.

She and Uduak planned a surprise birthday dinner for Ewatomi.

Beauty used to draw but stopped after her father died. On her birthday, Uduak reminded her to pursue her forgotten passion. Something she used to do way before she had to rely on her beauty for a living.

So to thank him, she drew a portrait of him.

This is sweet and makes me hate Ewatomi a little less than I did.

Look at how happy he is.

The way this man rushed to kiss her when she said “shut up and kiss me”

Yo! I was entertained.

She went to the birthday party of the girl who she almost killed and the girl’s mother looked at Uduak and said “he’s a nice guy”

Ewatomi replied, “Oh, he is just a domestic staff who follows me around. Why would you think we were dating”.

Ewatomi, Ewatomi, no plot twist would ever make me like you. You are très horrible

Dustbin character to the core.

She told him that she was settling and that when she starts to walk again she won’t need him.

Ooh way, ooh way, ooh way aye! Eish!

The folly mine ears have hearkened unto.

So when his tongue was down your throat and his copulatory organ was tearing down your walls, you did not know you were settling?

It’s the audacity for me.

Her mother Mrs Odukoya, walked in on them arguing and she wasn’t angry. She just told Uduak she has to let him go because Ewatomi doesn’t want him anymore and it wouldn’t make sense for him to continue working for them.

She gave him a cheque as a token for making her daughter smile again but Uduak rejected it.

Uduak,

Why would you reject the money? Beauty does not love you and you are destitute.

Please swallow your pride and receive sense.

I love his sister (Tiwa). She was like “you know we think the world of you right?”

That is why family will always reign supreme. People come and go but their love remains.

Uduak had a dream of his brother James telling him goodbye, saying that he was going to a better place.

I thought his brother wanted to

himself but nah, he just had a sickle cell crisis so bad, he died.

Uduak threw his writing away because his story wasn’t going to have a happy ending. He didn’t want to dash his future readers’ dreams.

That is so sad.

The newest Odukoya maid found it and gave it to Mrs Odukoya who gave it to Ewatomi.

Mrs Odukoya said it was the most beautiful thing she had read in a long while and urged Ewatomi to read it.

Not to sound pervy but Mama Odukoya, you said you read the book, huh? Even the parts where Uduak wrote about him and your daughter…

So did you skip past it or nah?

Ewatomi is engrossed in the book:

How narcissistic of her.

Mrs Odukoya is a shipper. She told Beauty it wasn’t too late to patch things up between her and Uduak.

Mama, you are a good woman but your daughter needs to stay the hell away from Uduak. He deserves better.

Ewatomi keeps calling Uduak and he cuts it every time.

That is the spirit!

Cut her off like a bad habit.

Uduak started a small restaurant and it’s thriving.

I am so happy for him. Even his sister looks good now.

And she’s in Uni.

Ima brought Ewatomi to see Uduak.

This woman came to this man’s place of business to shout “I love you!”

The icebox where my heart used to be is not thawing for this PDA.

It’s this guy’s nosiness for me:

They are back together and he published his book.

I guess, all is well that ends well.

And they are married too. That was quick.