Before I start, I have to do this:

Episode 1: Alpha

Now why are these two idiots having sex in a public toilet and filming it?

What in God’s name is this nonsense?

This man came out of the toilet, he didn’t wash his hands or rinse his mouth. He just walked straight out of having sex in a toilet stall to allowing another woman to touch him.

So this girl filmed a porno with that boy (whatever his name is) to get entrance into what I would assume to be the VIP section of the party.

She allows him to leave the toilet first so as not to arouse any suspicion. He leaves and takes another girl into the VIP section.

She on the other hand… Well, I’m going to let these pictures do the talking.

I hope she at least got an orgasm out of it because no orgasm and no VIP would be so tragic.

And Lord this boy is rude. He told his new “date” to get a personality.

Girl, why are you smiling? Smack him in the face for trying it with you.

This boy is rude! He keeps piling on the rudeness as each scene goes along.

He better eat some jumbo piece of karma by the end of this season.

So these two

are them…

This is disgusting. I don’t know if it is hazing or whatever but having these boys line up as target practice for idiots throwing full, undrunk cans of beer is REPUGNANT.

You see that boy in the middle? He got hit at the back of his head with an undrunk can of beer and suffered a concussion.

Listen up people, no sorority or fraternity is worth your life.

Oh, and all of this mess happened 3 months ago.

Present day

The idiot (Scott) who got his head bashed in three months ago, is refusing to talk about what happened to him.

He is protecting the people who almost killed him just because he wants to be part of a frat.

These two (Blaise and Scott) are not just “friends” like Scott’s dad thinks they are.

They are more.

Scott truly doesn’t remember anything.

I think he’s bullshitting. He remembers something.

This twat, Lucien made a deal with his sister (step-sister) to get the Vice President’s daughter, Annie Grover to join her sorority.

If Lucien successfully completes it, he will get to commit incest like he has always dreamed of.

So, Lucien got to work first by making eye contact with Annie in a crowded place and then going to her dorm like a perv on the prowl.

However, when he got to her dorm, the Secret Service wasn’t having it.

Caroline’s boyfriend, Rourke is a cokehead.

The people in this show are just awful.

I forgot to say something, she…

is her…

I don’t get the lie Blaise and Caroline are running on Rourke saying that he was responsible for Scott’s concussion.

The whole thing came out of left field so casually.

And Blaise “manipulated” Scott to say that Rourke threw the beer can at him three months ago.

The way the whole manipulation process went was very…

I could try to explain it to you but it would be a disservice. You just have to see the catastrophe to believe it.

Anyway, I think it was all just an attempt to get the campus party inspectors off their backs. They need a fall guy so that things would return to how they used to be.

Beatrice Worth, the girl who has a sex tape with Lucien decided to write a scathing article about the frats and sororities.

Is this because she was not allowed into the party three months ago after selling her cooch to get an invite?

If so, then she must have a very short memory because I see blackmail and revenge porn in her future.

Beatrice has also cosied up to Annie.

This is not going to end well for Beatrice.

Episode 2: Beta

Where in the Eyes Wide Shut hell did they dig out this scene from?

Caroline’s mother was once a member of her sorority.

So why does Caroline have her brother trying to convince Annie that joining her (Annie’s) mother’s sorority is Annie not having a mind of her own?

This is very culty.

I am tired of Lucien and his sex tape fetish.

Why does he have to constantly film himself and his sexual partners whilst they are having sex? This has to be blackmail material.

So Lucien has fucked the entire roster of new sorors?

That is disgusting and this poor girl asked that he put in a good word for her.

But he didn’t and she wasn’t invited to the party.

Like when would some women realise that sexing a man for favours won’t get you far? It might work for some but most times, these men are just exploitative.

Caroline’s mother is a nightmare. She treats Caroline very poorly while shamelessly flirting with her stepson.

A very gross human being.

Caroline wears a cross necklace that doubles as a contraption for storing her cocaine.

This family is terrible. My worst nightmare would be to belong to this family.

Beatrice Worth is annoying and overbearing.

Annie Grover is going to run away from her very soon.

These two are going to fulfil the teacher-student kink quota for the show.

I am NOT! digging this implied incest.

I don’t think I ever will.

Earlier, Professor Hank Chadwick praised Cece for being astounding and said it was a good trait she had. That made Cece all warm and fuzzy.

Caroline, however, did the opposite the very same day.

So yeah, Cece is going to fall in love with her Professor Hank because he makes her feel good about herself. Something that would threaten his job.

I’m sorry but Scott being this dumb is an insult to humanity. There is no way a person would think they did this