What is going on here?

Annie, ain’t no way you’ve already slept with this turd.

Lucien is perverted.

This is him filming another sex tape.

CeCe must REALLY like Professor Hank because she is sneaking out to go TA for him. Well, she tried to anyway but Caroline stopped her.

CeCe needs to grow a spine and stand up for herself. Caroline is not the boss of you girl.

Annie claims nothing happened between her and Lucien.

I believe her because Lucien films every sexual encounter and since Annie is a bet, I’m sure he would want his intercourse with the vice president’s daughter to be on film.

I know this whole thing is going to end with Annie shagging Lucien, but I wish it didn’t. He is revolting.

Imagine you are watching this show and someone walks in on you watching this scene.

They’re going to think this boy is wholesome. Not knowing he is a sex-obsessed incestuous pervert with a voyeurism kink.

He called Annie boring and tedious.

While Annie is over at her dorm seeking advice from her SS Agent, on whether or not to call Lucien.

I hate Lucien.

Caroline thought the Asian women couldn’t speak English, so Caroline spoke freely. However, after Caroline left, one of them heaved a sigh of relief and said

I couldn’t agree more.

Annie, why are you lying to this woman? Her bangs are horrible and she needs a salon appointment to fix that catastrophe on her head.

When the last episode ended, I thought that Brian Blandsman was going to do something worthwhile with the information he gathered.

He didn’t. He did this instead.

And Scott couldn’t muster a fuck to give.

Oh yeah, I just remembered:

Scott excuse me, what do you mean by:

Because an episode ago, you were chowing down on Blaise’s penis. There is no way you think what you did constituted heterosexual behaviour.

Professor Hank is a divorcee

I see what you are doing writers. CeCe is an adult… Professor Hank is divorced…

So Hank’s ex-wife is doing a reading in the school for her book, FUCK YOUR TRAUMA and Professor Hank is triggered.

CeCe being a girl who has a crush on her professor, helps him take down his ex-wife’s poster.

I get that she wants to make Professor Hank happy but he is a big boy, he can handle himself.

Oh…

Annie no, stop doing this

Lucien lovebombed you and dipped. You should focus on your academics. Speaking of academics, do these students ever go to class?

This is Professor Hank’s ex-wife

and CeCe is at her reading:

Girl, why are you here?

Professor Hank is also there as well…

I am shocked. What is he doing there? I thought he hated her.

Ahhh! The incestuous pervert is also present.

Professor Hank’s ex-wife is tapped. She said to heal from trauma, you have to give in to your most depraved sexual desires.

Since Professor Hank was married to this woman, he is one of two things. Either he is freaky but stopped being freaky or he was never freaky and thought he could “tame” his freaky ex-wife.

This woman is tapped. No questions about it. Her solution to trauma is sexual addiction.

Not this twat giggling when she said that nonsense.

Oh, even the other two people beside him were titillated by what she said.

Same CeCe, same.

This “Heaven” event looks aesthetically pleasing.

Caroline is angry with CeCe for going to school.

Isn’t that why you are in school? CeCe you need to stand up for yourself. Your parents aren’t paying tuition for you to be a slave.

Scott is starting to feel self-conscious about it.

Dude, you are queer. Get over it.

Scott punched Blandsman and he landed on the floor.

Scott is not dumb or weak. That man is playing 4D chess with these people.

CeCe had nowhere to go so she went to the bar and guess who was there saying that he saw her at the reading?

We see you too Professor.

Professor Hank said he went to his ex-wife’s book reading because he wanted to be supportive since it is the right thing to do. He also went because:

Rough.

Professor Hank’s ex-wife and Lucien…

and she is so proud of herself. She asked Lucien if he wanted to watch it.

He rudely said “I was there, wasn’t I?” and she replied,

Aunty, please take your L and go.

Lucien just re-traumatised this woman.

Annie is a virgin and she is embarrassed that she is.

No wonder her mother has been telling her to get the “full college experience”.

Annie also said she has never been kissed and I am now very scared for her.

Lucien is going to ruin this girl. Oh God, why?

The offspring from the Merteuil-Belmont household need to stay far away from Annie because what is this?

All these gruesome siblings know how to do is use people.

Not this girl looking at the other girls like “is this an orgy?”

LOL

Hank, I’m going to need you to reel it in.

The lines are getting blurred and it’s not looking good.

Scott, you’ve been sucking dick since the term started and you say you are straight?

Honey, I don’t know if you’re gay but one thing is sure: you are definitely not straight. There is no straight man whose only sexual partner is a gay man.

Ain’t no way Scott is trying to gaslight Blaise.

When I say Scott is smart, I mean it. This dude knows what he is doing playing dumb.

Caroline may be selfish and self-absorbed, but she didn’t lie to Annie. Lucien is the wrong person to connect with.

But then Caroline is using Annie’s secret to attack her after saying “you won’t be judged and nothing you say here would be repeated elsewhere”.

So fuck her.

The story Caroline shared earlier with the girls at the Heaven event was CeCe’s story.

Caroline, Caroline, no one will ever make me like you. You are a horrible person. You are as demonic and useless as Lucien.

Also, I know your “advice” to Annie was you being territorial over Lucien because you are also an incestuous pervert.

Back to CeCe, she said that

To Professor Hank. The lines these two have crossed already are enough to land Hank a suspension.

The dick print on Scott’s face has been removed.

Lucien was trying to be smooth with Annie but she was with Scott because he invited her to the event.

Look at them looking at their “lovers?”

Too bad neither of them have a heart.