This man is audacious.
He went to his MARRIED colleague, Sonia, and told her that he could tell from her eyes that her HUSBAND was not satisfying her.
She needs him in her life.
Some people have mind, oh. So much audacity but so little sense.
The men in this movie just keep getting worse. The Sonia’s husband (Tunde) is even WORSE!
Tunde took her out for lunch to tell her he was in love with someone else.
and his old ass was cheating on his wife with a 26-year-old. The nerve of this motherfucker.
Earlier, Sonia told this asshole of a Tunde, her friend was dating a 21-year-old and he was full of judgement all the while, he was committing adultery with a 26-year-old.
At least Tunde had the decency to tell their daughter, Hope, he is an adulterous dipshit who is about to divorce her mother.
Very kind of him.
This motherfucker Tunde said he cheated on his wife and is leaving her for a 26-year-old because of his hormones and midlife crisis.
Someone needs to smack this bitch because he is mad. Very mad.
Look at him smiling and shooting his shot as always, hoping that this time he would get a chance because she is getting a divorce.
Honestly, I cannot hate him – anymore – because he is well within his rights to hit on a SINGLE woman.
Sonia followed What’s-his-face home because she wanted to sex all her problems away.
I don’t know who came up with this form of therapy but it hasn’t worked for anyone.
Before they do the do, Mr Man tells her, “The only thing you can expect from me is sex. I am a short term guy.”
The sky is blue, the flag is red.
They start getting busy and Sonia has a change of heart.
She can’t do it.
So Mr. Short Time tells her “oh let’s get the alcohol to loosen you up”
Ain’t no way you are trying to commit halfway rape right now. Don’t make me hate you.
He may be a whore but he is an alright fellow. He didn’t act a fool because he didn’t get some the night before.
A client wants to have lunch with her.
They didn’t make it to lunch…
Wow, she offed her panties real quick for someone other than the office coochie beggar (who I like. He’s an alright guy but still…)
So… she told him (Fola) that they are not lovers and that he is just a guy she chose to have sex with to know how it would feel to have sex with a man who she isn’t in love with.
and my guy was like…
Fola is a divorcee who was married for nine years. According to him, eight out of those nine years were like war.
You, Mr Fola, are officially on my watchlist. Ain’t no way you didn’t contribute to the alleged toxicity in your marriage.
He found his ex-wife in bed with her publisher. That is gnarly.
Fola took Sonia home from their YouTube and Chill date at his place and he was like “Can I go inside with you?”
Sonia replied, “no, I have a very judgy 16 year old at home.”
“I promise, I’ll be very quiet” was what he said.
You are nasty, Fola.
Fola meets Hope and she grills him. He says he is not trying to be her father but he would love it if she approved of him.
Hope then asks what if I don’t? And Fola tells her he will keep trying. For a start he would give her tickets with a backstage pass to Tyla’s next show in Cape Town.
Hope couldn’t believe her ears.
Bribery and corruption always works like a charm.
Tunde finds out about the meeting and decides to sue for sole custody.
What a douchebag and he said he would tell the court about her past as a drug addict to win the case.
I don’t get it. He can have a relationship after his divorce but his ex-wife can’t?
Fola once went to jail. He was the reason for the death of three people. He was a drunk driver who killed a mother and her two children.
Nah, Fola and Sonia are not good for each other. A jailbird and a druggie? No wonder Tunde thinks himself a saint.
Fola’s hedge fund company is being investigated by the government.
I bet Tunde’s bitch ass gave EFCC the tip.
Since Fola is the cursed gift that keeps on giving, Sonia is advised by her lawyer to dump him and she does.
Instead of this man to understand where she is coming from, he was like “so just like that we are done? You are leaving me after all we’ve shared.”
Oga, she had to pick between you and her CHILD. There ain’t no dick big enough in this world that is going to make a responsible mother abandon her child.
Fola came to see Sonia and he said he was the whistleblower. He told the government to investigate his company because he found out that his partner and best friend were using the company to launder money.
He said this and I was like “cool, that is so great of you” but then this insolent bellend had to ruin it. He opened his godforsaken mouth to say “oh, you dumped me because you didn’t believe me and thought of me as a liability. Yadiyadiya”
This ain’t about you boo. Sonia is trying to stop her whorish ex-husband from stealing her child away from her. You and your drunk-driving-murderous ass are a JUMBO-SIZED liability.
If you cannot handle that truth, disappear from her life, please.
Anyway, Fola was able to do something good. He had his PI investigated Tunde and he found out that Tunde is a thief. He has been embezzling funds for months.
So much for being Mr Perfect.
Tunde is a liar and a cheat people like that are also most likely thieves too.
Sonia was able to get Tunde off her back and she ended up with Fola. They reconciled. She had to bribe him to get him back but a win is a win.
Final thoughts
This was an alright movie. I still preferred CHAPTERS OF THE HEART to it though.
I respect the subject matter of moving on after a divorce.
I loved the soundtrack, it was fitting for the romantic moments in this movie.
Are you going to watch this?