Lucien was alright this one time: Cruel Intentions Episode 5

A time jump

three weeks later

Annie and Scott are kissing.

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Image Credit: Tenor.com

These two are so awkward together.

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Annie leaves Scott’s bedroom and look at who we have accosting her,

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Lucien Belmont.

Now you want to see her around after you ignored all her calls and texts.

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I see he likes it when a woman punishes him.

How pathetic.

Cece, you said what?

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I guess congratulations are in order for Professor Hank.

Oh forget it, she isn’t pregnant. But she thinks she is because she sucked Blandsman off and he ejaculated everywhere.

Lucien is congratulating CeCe for the resurgence of her bulimia.

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My hate for this boy keeps running deep, deeper than the Pacific.

Lucien went to Caroline to complain about Annie dating Scott Russell.

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Why do you care, dumbass?

Yeah, I ought to have put this up.

I’m calling it: Scott has an incest kink. First, it was Blaise being his brother and now, Annie reminds him of his mum.

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Annie thinks she is friends with Caroline. She even told Caroline about her little hotel date with Scott.

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Is it possible to get this woman arrested for being a HORRIBLE mother?

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Wow, Caroline was able to manipulate Annie into making her mother have lunch with Caroline’s mother.

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All these girls who continue to share with Caroline while not knowing anything about Caroline’s life need to do some introspection. Why aren’t you curious about the person you tell all your secrets to? Are you a latent narcissist?

Not this fake bitch pretending to like her daughter.

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I like Mrs Grover. She can smell bullshit from a mile away.

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Why is Caroline sharing this with Annie?

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She is using selective honesty to disarm Annie and seal the trust. Poor Annie, she never stood a chance.

What did I tell ya…

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Annie is so innocent and it is so sad her parents haven’t prepared her for the cruel world.

Blaise isn’t happy about his boyfriend being fed by his boyfriend’s girlfriend.

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blaise powell

Blaise you told him to date a woman, you should be happy for him.

Blaise needs to check his jealousy and be honest with himself. He is in love with Scott, he should say so instead of being catty with Annie.

It’s not her fault he chose to rub penises with a closeted queer man.

I don’t like Lucien, but – my God – was he funny in this scene?

You know what he means right?

Lucien is a troll and I am loving him right now. He said this about Blaise to Scott’s father:

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No further comment.

Blaise is a thief. He made Scott the president so that he could embezzle money from the treasury.

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Blaise is just plain despicable.

CeCe hasn’t eaten for days and has been throwing up which made her faint in Professor Hank’s office.

He took her to the hospital.

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God knows I have been holding out hope for Scott being smart. However, when he says dopey things like this:

I start to question my sanity.

Caroline’s mother is a disgusting and ungrateful demon. She is very quick to berate her daughter while flirting shamelessly with her (step)son.

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If abomination was a person, it would be her.

Both Annie and Scott are about to lose their “heterosexual virginity”.

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Sadly for Annie, Scott couldn’t go through with it.

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I thought Cece was the one who had fallen first but Professor Hank’s eyes are telling me a different story.

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Okay, I guess I was wrong. Cece’s stress or illness is her not knowing how to handle the intense crush she has on Professor Hank Chadwick.

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Thank you Lucien for helping us put two and two together.

So Caroline is the one who watches Lucien’s pornos and masturbates to them.

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That is disgusting.

Are you going to watch this?

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