It’s new day and a new Cruel Intentions episode and so before we begin…

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya…

Lucien is 21.

Whoever this is. Whoever lives in this room is a PIG.

What do you know?

Are we even surprised? Lucien the pig.

Are those drugs? Crushed and sniffed?

More of that cringe dialogue I love so much.

C’est magnifique!

Lucien was so sure he was closing in on Annie, that Caroline decided to put a spanner in the works.

LOL, Caroline doesn’t want Annie to sleep with Lucien.

Beatrice Worth is back. Why?

Wow, Blaise has been stealing to pay for his tuition.

Why is he still in that school if he can’t pay his tuition? He should get a job or something.

As for Beatrice, she said she needs ACCESS.

Access to what?

Cece now thinks that she is in love with Professor Chadwick but Caroline thinks she is obsessed and has built fantasies about him.

Caroline’s advice was for Cece to “fuck” Professor Chadwick to get him out of her system.

This is not going to end well. Fucking someone doesn’t make you get over them. That is daft reasoning.

Now we know why Caroline doesn’t want Lucien to win the bet.

Lucien having her devalues her worth in his eyes. Or so she thinks.

Cece is trying to seduce Professor Chadwick but she is saying all the wrong things.

All Beatrice wanted was access to a party?

Oh, it’s the debauchery of a party Caroline organised for Lucien who is not present because he and Annie are trapped in the stairwell of a retirement home.

Scott is such a dumbass.

Kissing women is not a cure for gayism, Scott. There is no cure, you are gay. Accept it and live with it. That is who you are.

I. want. to. scream.

What is it about this sleazy man these women find attractive? He has WRONG written all over him. How can they not see it?

So Lucien knew how to leave the stairwell but lied that he didn’t because he wanted to win a bet.

But since Annie told him what Caroline told her about his mother, he got pissy and threw a hissy fit.

Caroline is playing 4D chess with this bellend and I am living for it.

Why is Professor Chadwick at a student party?

Don’t you have papers to grade or something? This is so inappropriate.

Oh, Cece invited him.

What the hell Cece?!

Cece NOOOOOOOOOO

I am so embarrassed on her behalf.

Thank you, Professor Chadwick, thank you for being a responsible adult.

Never mind, Professor Chadwick just made a fool out of me.

But…

Of all the cursed bunch of couples we have in this show, they are the least abnormal and probably the only ones I could get behind but then there is that student-teacher dynamic going on.

Sooooo…

Chadwick!

What happening are you wanting to see?

Caroline ate with this one thing.

I can’t say I disagree with her.

Beatrice will forever be a dud because her whole M.O. is to topple the Greeks.

Instead of her to move on, she has chosen to be a perpetual loser.