Before we begin, I need to prepare all of you for what is to come. So:

Melissa is trying to masturbate with Carlos in mind.

But she keeps interrupting it with Alex.

Melissa, that man is taken. Face your front.

In the end, she chose to masturbate with Alex on her mind.

Anyway, she said something at her management training about having vivid sexual dreams about her co-worker and Carlos sent her a text asking:

Melissa honey, give this man some coochy-cooch. You are horny, he wants you and you desire to be with someone.

Do…

it with him.

My Carlos asked Melissa out to lunch.

Even though I was right about Carlos, I was DEAD WRONG about Terrence. He already has his airport bae.

From their interactions though, I think he is not that into her. She invited him for Thanksgiving and he said this to her:

Dude, just tell her you are only with her casually. Stop selling dreams.

I guess I was wrong after all.

People make mistakes. Sorry for the mixup, I was only hypothesizing.

Melissa confided in this woman, Clarissa about how much she still thinks of her ex.

And guess what, Clarissa is best friends with Alex’s fiancee, Julie.

I have no words.

Julie seems like a really nice person.

Melissa finally agreed to go on a lunch date because she met Julie and Julie is nice.

Carlos my love…look at him.

My Latin Jon Snow.

After one lunch date, she’s already allowing Carlos to eat her cooch?

Make him bend the knee like Daenerys made Jon Snow.

Carlos is a one-minute man.

It’s okay guys, drag me.

Carlos my love of yore, how is it that you are so desperate to fuck but you can’t actually fuck?

You licked her cooch for a second and then, penetrated her almost immediately without asking if she enjoyed oral. Only for your thrust to last half a minute.

Carlos is married

Ahh!!!

It is a lie. So I was caping hard for a liar and a cheater?

Do you know who Carlos reminds me of? Ted in Queenie.

Ted was Queenie’s married co-worker who didn’t know how to fuck. He couldn’t last a minute and he was cheating on his wife with work colleagues. When his wife found out he slept with Queenie, this MOTHERFUCKER went to HR and told them that Queenie was sexually harassing him.

And just like Carlos, I was rooting for Ted until I found out that the MOTHERFUCKER WAS MARRIED.

If this dipshit goes to HR to lie that Melissa sexually harassed him, I am going to…

Melissa was reasonably upset that Carlos used her to cheat on his wife and he said:

Fuck you asshole. She has every right to be upset you piece of shit.

The airport has been in lockdown for some hours and it is because a little girl is missing.

Melissa found the girl.

I guess that rendezvous with Carlos wasn’t so cursed after all.

These two…

I bet he is the Frank to her Queenie.

I see the vision and where this show is trying to go.

So… Terrence told his guys earlier that he wasn’t sure his girl, Tina was the one. One of the guys was like “if you share your food with her, she is the one”. Terrence scoffed and said “I will never share my food with anyone”

True to his word when Tina tried to eat from his bag of chips, he refused.

But when Melissa reached to eat from his bag of chips, he let her.

Even though I doubted my intuition, I was right. 100 per cent right and check this out, Terrence is the only man outside of Rory whom Melissa is 100 per cent honest with. She doesn’t put up a show, they know her inside and out.

The real her, not her representative

Terrence is even surprised that he did.

Sadly for Terrence, Melissa told her girlfriends she was never dating anyone at work again.

Melissa, I know I drag you every time but honey, you are going to have to cancel those rules you have set for yourself because I need my ship to sail.

Anyway, Melissa finally decided to put herself out there and date. So Tamika set up her dating profile on HiveMind and guess who Melissa found in her dating pool.

Her married brother.

Final Thoughts:

I am at the halfway point and I think I have been able to form some strong opinions.

This show is the American version of Queenie but with a twist. I already know who is going to end up with who and I have a feeling that Alex won’t get married to Julie BUT it would be too late for him with Melissa.

I like this show. It is fun.