Melissa is high on Percocet and she is seeing the world in the weirdest of ways.

She met her new friend, Allie who surprisingly lives in the same neighbourhood as her.

Now Rory is calling.

Rubbish friend.

As she should.

Can you believe Rory fucked Bicoastal Bae because he is a symbol of Rory’s rejection?

Are you being serious?

Just say you’re a whore and call it a day.

Rory still doesn’t know?
I will reiterate what I said before: Rory is a RUBBISH FRIEND.

Now Rory is sending her messages to say he is worried about her.

Since when? Since when motherfucker?

Alex is a nice guy who loves to talk, have conversations and engage with the people he is around. He is also caring enough to inquire how people are doing.

However, can he at least first know if the person he is talking to is interested in what he is saying before rambling off? Because if not, they will continue to tune him out.

Also, Melissa is a selfish person who consistently cries “woe is me”. He should know how to socialise with her by now.

Melissa, why are you lying?

Which date? You that is a single pringle? Girl, please.

Patti is so rude. Why would she say “don’t fall in the grand canyon” to an old man?

Girl, fuck you.

What did I tell y’all? Bicoastal Bae is going to be Rory’s boyfriend.

After having sex with Rory THREE TIMES in one night, he has been texting Rory nonstop.

That is what I call…

Bicoastal Bae’s name is Ben.

Melissa has been getting her De-LIE-LIE on, this whole episode. First, she lied to Alex that she was going to his wedding with a date and now, she told Rory she had spent her birthday with her neighbours.

Hmm…

So Melissa asked if she could take the ham in the confiscated food section and Chavez said yes after much blushing.

Chavez has a crush on Melissa.

Rory and TSA Jason always bang every Tuesday and he appears to be besotted by Rory.

Rory is a whore.

I have a theory that Terrence is always flirting with Melissa but then maybe he is just being a normal human being interacting with his colleague.

Since episode 1 I have been leaning towards him wanting to be more than a co-worker to her.

Rory saved his father as “The Asshole” and called him:

A motherfucker…

Wow.

Rory’s dad.

So Ben called Rory to ask why Rory was ghosting him.

and Rory was like “I don’t want to bore you with my daddy issues”. Ben then replied, “you couldn’t be boring even if you tried.”

It’s a love match people.

Rory is a shit friend.

He said he and Melissa should be more honest with each other so they say some truths. Well, Melissa doesn’t fully fess up that Tamika and Lamar don’t exist.

However, Rory then drops one last truth which is the worst thing a friend could ever ask another friend not to do.

Bitch what?

So because you hate your father, your friend shouldn’t grow in her career when regardless of your fucked up choices, you still have a million-dollar inheritance waiting for you.

Fuck you, Rory.

The nerve of this asshole. Can you just imagine the nonsense?

I guess this is going to end up like Harlem.

If you know how much I hated that storyline, you will understand why I am upset. I hated it so much, I am yet to watch season 2.