Using a dead person’s credit card is fraudulent: How to die Alone Episode 1

This series opens with your typical “main character is invisible” introduction just like Sweetpea. Everybody bumps into her, everyone ignores her.

Melissa Jackson How to die Alone Episode 1

It is a sad existence honestly.

And TSA jumped on her like a psycho…

How to die Alone Episode 1

Thinking that she is an intruder when she works in the airport. She had to tell him that she works at the airport.

How to die Alone Episode 1

All her assaulter could say was:

How to die Alone Episode 1

Dude, are you mental? Is your head not correct? Which is one “my bad”? Can’t you open your useless mouth to say “I’m sorry”?

Somebody she knows, Alex is getting married.

Melissa Jackson How to die Alone Episode 1
Alex Williams and his fiancee Julie How to die Alone Episode 1

I wonder if this Alex is someone she used to like.

Yeah, he is someone she rejected in the past because she thought he would reject her.

Melissa and Rory Cohen How to die Alone Episode 1

Now he is getting married to someone else.

Low self-esteem is kicking her butt.

So her friend is rich…

How to die Alone Episode 1

His father is the president of JFK but he believes that he is NOT rich.

Alex is her colleague…

Melissa and Alex Williams How to die Alone Episode 1

And he is still flirting with her despite having a fiancée.

Alex How to die Alone Episode 1

Watch it, Alex.

Also, I hope this show is not going to be another Harlem with its love story. If it ends up like that, I’m going to be very angry.

She behaves like she is performing extroversion.

Melissa How to die Alone Episode 1

Or maybe she is just nervous around Alex. Who knows?

By the way, her name is Melissa…

Ain’t no way Patti is calling someone a loser when she looks like the word.

Patti How to die Alone Episode 1

Exactly Mel.

How to die Alone Episode 1

Just do it to her face next time so that she knows she’s a twat.

Mel’s rich friend is about to get something going on with “bicoastal bae”

Ben and Rory How to die Alone Episode 1

Well, not yet but I think he will. Look at how flustered he is.

How to die Alone Episode 1

Bicoastal bae is bringing on the flirt and Mel’s friend doesn’t know how to react.

Rory I thought you said sex How to die Alone Episode 1
Bicoastal bae How to die Alone Episode 1

I’m calling it now. Bicoastal Bae is going to be his boyfriend. I don’t care if I am wrong in the end.

Why is there an abundance of Ghana-must-go bags and materials in this store?

How to die Alone Episode 1

Her newly assembled wardrobe fell on her head.

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How to die Alone Episode 1

And she is bleeding from her head.

Jesus!

She was taken to the hospital and the nurse tried to call her emergency contact number but couldn’t get through because…

How to die Alone Episode 1

That is a very stupid thing to do. She has a friend and she has colleagues and a mother. Put their number there.

I think she enjoys being alone but then cries that nobody wants her.

Her friend’s name is Rory. They were supposed to celebrate her birthday together but he bailed on her because “he had a family fundraiser” to go to.

Take a look at the family fundraiser.

rory How to die Alone Episode 1

Marathon sex with bicoastal bae.  

Best friend indeed. This is the type that will forget friendship when they are in a relationship.

And the idiot had the nerve to decline.

rory and bicoastal bae in bed How to die Alone Episode 1

Because of prick?!

Melissa, you need new friends.

I like Elise, the older lady

Melissa and Elise Robinson How to die Alone Episode 1

She gave Melissa some great advice about dying and living.

Elise How to die Alone Episode 1

Elise flatlined.

Melissa and Elise How to die Alone Episode 1

Oh my God. She died.

and she had no next of kin.

Wow. That is so…
I don’t know what to say

Melissa puked on Elise.

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Girl, what the fuck?

Every “friend” she has keeps declining her call.

Melissa's brother How to die Alone Episode 1
How to die Alone Episode 1

They might as well write her a note to tell her how much they hate her.

Even worse, he is her BROTHER! He said he was not getting the phone because he was on a date.

How to die Alone Episode 1

Is this how men are in real life? They let the world burn just for sex?

Look at this motherfucker!

Brian Jackson How to die Alone Episode 1
How to die Alone Episode 1

Melissa needs to disown him.

Her dickhead brother is also a married man who is cheating on his wife. He quickly slipped on his ring when he went to pick up Melissa.

How to die Alone Episode 1

He has a point here but because he is a lying, cheating and scheming motherfucker, I refuse to listen.

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brian and melissa How to die Alone Episode 1

Also, her arm is broken and you can clearly see that. Why not suspend your anger for now?

Oh, he does care… maybe I now hate him 5% less.

How to die Alone Episode 1

Progress is progress.

Melissa has been a terrible sister too. She has been very unreliable.

How to die Alone Episode 1
How to die Alone Episode 1
How to die Alone Episode 1

It’s safe to say that she deserves the treatment the people in her life are giving to her.

Melissa is unloading on the bartender and she says she wants to be seen and wants somebody to love her.

Melissa How to die Alone Episode 1

What I want to know is, does she see herself? Does she love herself? Those are very important questions because all I see is self-loathing.

I guess, I’ve gotten my answer.

How to die Alone Episode 1

She wants someone to give her something she has blatantly refused to give to herself.

The bartender gave Melissa her number,

Allie's number How to die Alone Episode 1

That is so kind of her.

Since the hospital mistakenly gave Melissa, Elise’s things, she went to Elise’s home.

How to die Alone Episode 1

Elise had a dog.

bubba How to die Alone Episode 1

I guess, the universe messed things up to save the dog from loneliness and starvation.

I like Allie the bartender. She is caring.

melissa and bubba How to die Alone Episode 1

Hopefully, Melissa’s flaky ass won’t ruin their friendship.

Alex, Alex. He is still very cordial with Melissa.

How to die Alone Episode 1

I think if she called him, he would have responded. But she did the right thing by not calling – which is good.

She tried booking a flight to Hawaii for Alex’s wedding but her card was denied, so she had the bright idea of committing fraud. She has decided to book the flight using Elise’s credit card.

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I want to drag her but her useless bosses and job that underpays her are more deserving of a beating.

Are you going to watch this?

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