It is the final episode and I am anxious and curious to know what these people have in store for us.
Let’s begin.
So Francesca, Kasha and Tula all saw how Valya murdered Dorotea?
No wonder they do whatever she asks of them. They are afraid of her.
Tula wanted to run away, but Francesca said no, they would read them. So Kasha came up with the plan for them to speak the “truth”
To which Murderer Superior Valya concurred:
Sisterhood of the Murdering Capes.
Ain’t no way. Valya is vile.
And Kasha too. She helped Valya strengthen the lie.
This level of loyalty and friendship is commendable but Valya is the wrong person to benefit from this kind of bond. She is EVIL.
Even Francesca helped in preparing the lie.
Murderer Superior expected Tula to join in but Tula was having none of it.
Valya is a sick bitch. She may succeed in the end but she is so terrible that everyone with her will perish even if she survives.
Valya please, stop lying. We know you are vengeful and bloodthirsty. It is never enough with you.
So initially Valya promised to raise Tula’s baby with her.
So what happened then?
Let me take a wild guess. Valya saw that he was a boy and said – nope, not on my watch banish that Y chromosome to the worst planet in the universe.
Everyone has had the nightmares at this point. Not just the acolytes.
Desmond is just terrorising everyone with his existence.
They want to create an antivirus to fight the bioweapon Desmond is using to kill people.
Sorry to this sister. I doubt she will survive this.
What did I say? It would adapt fast, take over and leave this woman catatonic.
Sister Nazir is burning and prophesying at the same time. She said the eyes are not human.
Look at Nazir, she is burning to a crisp and Tula is there asking questions instead of saving her.
Harkonens will forever be on my shitlist.
R.I.P Nazir. It was nice knowing you.
Tula is crying because she feels guilty.
Her son is her worst nightmare.
Kieran tells Desmond Hart the story of Tula Harkonen.
What did I say last week?
If only Desmond knew that the person Kieran is talking about is his mother.
What is Ynez doing?
She was trying to help Kieran break out of jail but Empress Natalya caught her.
She pleaded on his behalf but her mother had her arrested instead.
Empress Natalya is just Cersei Lannister 2.0
Javicco and the Sisterhood don’t know what’s up.
Javicco is always the first to say Constantine has no control over his sexual urges but look at him…
This one doesn’t know that he is sleeping with two enemies – his wife and Francesca.
A very stupid man.
I’m sorry but Javicco is a big dummy.
Natalya doesn’t want to end the charade because it is NOT A CHARADE TO HER. She wants you to want her, she wants you to LOVE HER. But your dumbass can’t see it now Javicco, can you?
Javicco and Ynez are the same grade of mumu.
Valya is finally starting to think deeply and realises that there is a hidden hand pushing all the right buttons.
That piece is Empress Natalya and she is one heck of a chess player.
Murderer Superior wants to murder Javicco.
Valya is AWFUL.
So Tula and Valya knew all along that Desmond was going to be phenomenal? And yet they threw him away?
This story needs to move along faster because I am very curious to see why they threw him away.
Tula is going to meet Desmond.
Who’s going to be in charge of the school while you’re away Tula?
Dorotea is back…
And I am so glad she is.
Javicco is a daft. Desmond is warning him about the sisterhood and this mumu is letting his prick override his reasoning.
Javicco, Javicco…
Jen is powerful, she can free herself from anything. She was tied up initially but then she contorted her joints to free herself.
I am happy Dorotea is back but there is very little she can do because dead spirits don’t live inside Lila for long.
They are going to use the Gom Jabbar to kill Javicco.
A mutiny has happened. Natalya wants him to be the figurehead while she makes the decisions.
Javicco is essentially her puppet. I’m with Natalya. If he can be the Bene Gesserit’s puppet, he might as well be hers too.
Javicco feels defeated.
As he should. He fell in love with a Bene Gesserit who loved him back but sadly, she is on a mission to kill him.
Why is Valya sitting on his throne?
Javicco is just everybody’s plaything. They are just tossing him and disrespecting him; left, right and centre.
God forbid bad thing.
Javicco asked for Valya’s help and this bitch tore him to pieces.
She didn’t lie but damn, she kicked Javicco while he was down.
Now Valya is using Francesca to insult him.
Hmm, Javicco failed himself.
Tula is begging Dorotea’s followers to listen to Valya.
LOL. Tula knows her sister is a madwoman.
Why did Tula do her face like this when Valya put the cloak of secrecy over them?
I swear if Valya kills these women I am going to scream.
This fucking bitch
God, I hate Valya. I hate her so much.
No fucking way, even Kasha
and Francesca
and Tula
Fuck all these bitches. Oh my God, Valya is a fucking virus. Once she touches you, everything about you becomes tainted.
Only Sister Avila survived – that overzealous old woman.
No wonder she is overly obedient to Valya. She doesn’t want to die.
Tula cried, she hated that she had to massacre people for the second time because of Valya.
Valya is a poison. A virus that needs to be exterminated.
Just look at all the women they murdered…
Theodosia has transformed into Princess Ynez.
Didn’t I say this two weeks ago?
Not exactly but I came close.
Theodosia transformed into a wounded soldier to stab Desmond.
I can’t believe that bitch Valya has won again. So is Desmond dead? Wounded or is Natalya going to die next?
Poor Javicco, this is so sad. He has never been free in his life. He moved from bondage to bondage to bondage.
You can always run away to another planet, Javicco. Start afresh and be your own man.
Javicco killed himself.
What the fuck dude? Why would you kill yourself? What kind of a dummy move is this? You could have gone to another planet and planned your revenge or even start afresh leaving royalty behind.
Javicco is so annoying.
Natalya…
This woman.
Well played Natalya. Well played. I can’t even pretend to hate.
Francesca may have loved Javicco from the moment she saw him in the Anirul, but she still contributed to ruining both Javicco and Natalya’s marriage. She also murdered Dorotea’s followers and she didn’t care that she was using Javicco to further Valya’s evil plan.
Karma karma’d Francesca.
The only “true love” of the season – Francesca and Javicco – lay dead side by side like Romeo and Juliet.
Oh my, Dorotea has revealed the bodies of the sisters Murderer Superior and Co killed. She also led them where the Anirul is and destroyed the Anirul…
Or so she thinks. I doubt that thing can be destroyed like that especially when it is a thinking machine.
Hmm, Tula sent her boy away by herself because she was tired of her bloodthirsty sister’s ways.
Just like I said, Desmond was the first Kwisatz Haderach.
Francesca helped Tula to free her son away.
Too bad Desmond has a different story to tell. He was not loved. He suffered.
Francesca and Tula tricked Valya into thinking Tula had a stillbirth.
Francesca was only doing what Valya wanted to survive it seems. She wasn’t with the fuckery from day dot.
Harrow Harkonen isn’t so stupid after all. He has been spying on Valya the whole time.
I like that. Correct guy.
The eyes belong to a thinking machine and they use Desmond as their weapon.
Tula is so freaking smart. She called it a machine that is hard to fight.
Finally, someone used the voice on Valya.
Valya would not like this.
Tula finally said her mind and I am loving it. Valya asked Tula if she is a monster.
Yes, bitch. Yes! You are a MONSTER. A bloodthirsty monster.
Tula tried to bond with Desmond but he asked that they arrest her.
Kieran, Valya and Ynez are in Arrakis.
Please don’t bother the Fremens with your nonsense.
Final Thoughts
That was quite the ending and I have no predictions for season 2. We are going to have to wait and see how it turns out.
One thing I will say is that Dorotea isn’t a better person or option. She is just as bad as Valya only that her kind of religiousness/fanatism is powerless. But she is power drunk no less.
As for rating, this show is a solid 8 out of 10 for me. It was good.
Are you going to watch this?