Charlie is d**khead: Earth Abides Episode 4 and 5

So we are just jumping into the aftermath of the lion attack.

Can I please know that the lion is dead and gone?

I don’t understand what Emma is saying right now.

I don’t get it. What is the purpose of this statement?

Sorry for what?

Can I please understand what the hell is going on? Why is everyone acting weird?

Why is Emma hunting for this lion alone?

Your husband is fighting for his life. You don’t know if he is going to survive it or not but here you are out in the woods, doing your very best to render your children orphans.

Emma killed the lion.

You know what? Fuck me. Forget all I said. Emma is the motherfucking boss. All hail Emma.

Molly is not a real doctor.

Wow. This episode is a wild ride.

Time jump to Year 17.

Is Alex feeling left out of the father-son bond Ish and Joey have?

Heather and Raif…

Talk about being betrothed from birth.

I’m not mad at it. Lucky them.

Heather wants to travel and experience the world with Raif. She promised that they’d be back by winter and Ish is concerned.

But Emma, (Lord save us from this woman’s delulu) said that Ish should let Heather experience the world on her own.

Emma frustrates me sometimes.

Everyone waved Heather and Raif goodbye except for Jorge and Maurine and Evie. Why?

Where are they? Did they leave the commune?

Evie is still with them.

Anyway, they have a water problem. That means they’re going to have to move. They are having a drought. No running water, no rain.

New people are in town.

The water situation is making other people move.

A gang of three men and one woman?

Nope! Don’t let them in.

Not Emma already happy to meet new people and open their doors to them.

Can you tell I am tired of her delusional ass?

So they have more women.

I still don’t trust them. Their “leader” is too smooth. He is like Ezra when Ezra first came.

Emma dear, STOP WELCOMING STRANGERS!

I don’t trust Charlie but he is funny.

That is clever.

Oh, so they are a nomadic tribe.

They offer their services to people who need it and leave.

That is not so bad. Okay, I guess I don’t hate them that much. Once they are done fixing the water, they would leave.

They dig borehole wells.

A very resourceful skill to have. It would really help them as nomads.

Is Charlie having a pissing contest with Ish?

First he showed off how strong he was with lifting heavy metal. Now he shot at a deer when Ish was about to do it and close to Ish’s ears for that matter.

Am I crazy to think that this man is competing with Ish?

What the fuck is this look?

Even Ish sees it too.

So he wants to cheat on his partner?
Or wait… is his tribe a sex cult?

Ish doesn’t want Alex around Charlie but Alex is too much in his feelings.

Middle child syndrome.

Ish you laid your bed by having a favourite child, now it has come to bite you in the ass.

Ish has told Emma of his concerns about Charlie and she is treating Ish like the boy who cried wolf. This is in spite of her acknowledging the creepy way Charlie looked at Evie.

I want to scream so loud right now.

Jean told Charlie that she doesn’t drink anymore but this man coerced and coaxed her into drinking but thankfully she didn’t.

Charlie doesn’t respect boundaries and a person who doesn’t is dangerous. I hope this man will not poison these people?

Charlie and his gang found water.

I don’t like this.

Charlie has reneged on their agreement. He wants to stay.

I don’t like this.

Alex and Evie like each other and Charlie knows this.

My heart is beating so fast.

Earth Abides Episode 5

So Emma’s eyes are slowly starting to open. She asked Charlie’s partner where she would go next and the woman had no answer.

That means Charlie controls them. He is one of those idiots that love to assert their “dominance” everywhere they go.

Oh, the girl Alex likes is not Evie. It is one of the girls Charlie came with.

A woman is screaming and one of Charlie’s guys is standing outside a house.

What the fuck is going on?

Why is Charlie zipping up his pants?

He went into Evie’s room to rape her.

You see Emma?! This is why you don’t just welcome any asshole into your community.

They better do something to Charlie. He better fucking die because I will lose my shit if they allow him to just go away like that.

Silas asked this chaRAPIST how was it?

How was it, MOTHERFUCKER?! HOW WAS IT? Since when did rape become a “HOW WAS IT” ACTIVITY YOU FUCKING DEMON?!

And guess what chaRAPIST said?

Where is Christopher Scarver when you need him?

If this Charlie doesn’t die. Ah! I will swear on this show’s head and I will give this episode a 1 out of 10 on IMDB.

Tomorrow for what?

Tomorrow to do what? I hope Silas is not planning to do his own rape tomorrow?

Ah! I swear to God, if this man does not die in this episode. If he doesn’t die in this series. I will…

Hmm!

Don’t worry… let us all be watching.

Molly and Maurine don’t know what is happening yet.

Why hasn’t Ish told them what has happened?!

What the fuck is wrong with everyone in this episode?!

Oh, Molly examined Evie and knows Evie was raped.

Proof. Time to fuck shit up. Kill that motherfucker!

Maurine is upset chaRAPIST raped her daughter.

Yes Maurine. Use that anger and shoot him in the fucking head.

Jean finally gives Ish his flowers.

Even Emma too.

Emma maybe annoying but she gets down to business.

While the rest were talking about sending him away or building a prison to lock him in, Emma was like “nah, we need to kill him”.

And I know she will murder him without hesitation.

Jorge, I’m going to need you to shut the fuck up and get with the program.

Someone raped your daughter and you think killing her predator is madness?

You are mad for thinking there is a way other than killing him. Even Maurine and Jean who are usually the weak ones are on board with killing him.

It is times like these I love Ezra’s smart mouth.

Yes boo!

chaRAPIST is running his mouth to Ish not knowing that he is about to die.

Yes, bitch. It’s about to be jungle justice on your repugnant self.

Ish hammered chaRAPIST’s head.

Let him die a slow and agonizing death.

Ish pounded that rapist’s head like potatoes.

However, when rage took over Ish, Ezra was there to bring him back.

I didn’t like Ezra initially but that guy is a MOTHERFUCKING G! A correct guy.

Ish is trying to reconcile what he did with his morals.

Yes, you had to Ish, now chaRAPIST’s tribe of motherfuckers know not to fuck with you guys. It is death to every and all predators.

Ish is wracked with guilt. He says the snake bite made him half a devil but Emma was like “Baby, you ain’t a devil to me”.

Yes, Emma. Remind Ish that chaRAPIST was a full DEVIL.

I like Molly. She is not here to fuck around.

Of course, she does. She is feigning ignorance so that they tell her plainly what they did.

So chaRAPIST’S partner hated him as well. Well, will you look at that.

LOL.

Emma told silASSHOLE that chaRAPIST was elsewhere and this bellend thought it was smart to reach for his knife.

Emma brought out her gun and the fool regained whatever was left of his fried senses.

Stupid ass motherfucker.

silASSHOLE is still running his mouth.

But Ish course corrected him real quick.

That’s right, silASSWIPE. They changed chaRAPIST’s plans. You both fucked around and found out.

Ezra my guy is giving me so much life this episode. So much life. The guy just cocked his gun at chaRAPIST’s band of motherfuckers ready to shoot.

Kori is glad chaRAPIST is dead and gone.

All the tribe left silASSHAT in the dirt. They chose to stay with Ish and Emma. silASS called them cowards.

No problem silASSHOLE. Get the fuck out.

silASSHAT left and came back saying he has no where else to go.

How is that their problem? Go and live in the forest. Maybe there you can practice your predatory skills and see how far you will win against a lion on your own.

Ish didn’t let him back in.