Gag after gag after gag: Squid Game S2E1-E3

Hello there, it is New Year’s Eve and I am watching Squid Game.

SQUID GAME SEASON 2 EPISODE 1

Thank God they didn’t show how Gi-hun tore through his skin with that paper cutter knife.

I would have fainted if they did.

The policeman Jun-ho is alive but in a coma.

Well, it’s no longer news he is alive.

2 Years Later

Jun-ho now works as a traffic cop and for some reason, he has refused to rat In-ho (his brother i.e. Front Man) out.

He keeps telling the police he can’t remember who shot him. I get protecting his brother but what exactly is his plan?

Gi-hun is constantly having nightmares about the Front Man.

Gross.

Why did he buy a motel to live in though? Why not a normal house?

For a person who is as paranoid as he is, living in a motel is a dumb move.

It was a fisherman who saved Jun-ho when he fell into the ocean after being shot by In-ho.

The man likes having Jun-ho around even though all Jun-ho does is make him look for what he thinks is a phantom island.

I do have a question though – does this fisherman work for the Squid Game people?

Knowing that In-ho didn’t shoot to kill Jun-ho, I find it way too convenient that the Fisherman just happened to be sailing randomly, saw Jun-ho and saved him.

The guys Gi-hun hired have found the recruitment guy (The Salesman) after years of searching.

LOL. Now they believe Gi-hun. By the way, that Salesman is tall AF.

The Salesman did some sick test giving people the choice of a piece of bread or a lottery ticket and most of these people chose the lottery ticket.

How can you not choose food? If you are homeless, a lottery ticket shouldn’t be appealing to you.

The Salesman is a nutjob. A fucking psycho. He wasted all of that bread and said it was the people’s fault.

Dude fuck you.

Why are these two following The Salesman to a back alley? They have to know this is a trap.

and they are doing this because they are greedy and want to split the 1 billion won between each other.
This is not going to end well.

Yep, it didn’t end well for them.

They are going to die.

Rock Paper Scissors Minus One with a touch of Russian Roulette.

The Salesman’s head is not correct.

No way this sick fuck added five more bullets.

The anticipation is killing me.

Mr Kim sacrificed himself for Woo-seok.

That is so sad.

The Salesman said he murdered his own father in the games.

Fucking psycho.

What the fuck?! The Salesman shot himself.

SQUID GAME SEASON 2 EPISODE 2

Now I see why he bought a motel to make it harder for people to find him.

They’d have to go through multiple doors.

Jun-ho keeps protecting his brother.

I get trying to protect his brother but that is vital information that can be used to trace the island he is looking for.

Jun-ho’s mother seems to be obsessed with finding In-ho.

Jun-ho and In-ho are half-siblings. When Jun-ho was sick, In-ho gave Jun-ho one of his kidneys and when In-ho’s wife fell sick, In-ho disappeared.

In-ho and Gi-hun appear to have similar stories of choosing to do the games because someone close to them was on the brink of death. Despite winning, that person died anyway.

In-ho’s wife died, as did Gi-hun’s mother. The only difference is that In-ho remained on the island as a worker.

Gi-hun put a tracker in his mouth.

Gi-hun asked to go back into the games and they obliged him.

The funny thing however is that the Front Man was in the front seat throughout the whole car ride and Gi-hun didn’t know.

These Squid Game people are too smart for their own good.

So that girl looking for her child is a staff? That was why she resigned from her other job?!

What the fuck?!

And she is a triangle.

Aren’t those the shooters? That means she is a killer?

SQUID GAME SEASON 2 EPISODE 3

456 is back.

Let the games begin.

This set of people are inquisitive.

More than those in season 1.

Also, they all have billion-won debts.

How does one end up with a million-dollar debt? What the hell are you spending money on? Where are you even getting the loan to drown yourself in that much debt?

I still don’t trust this Jun-Ho’s Fisherman friend.

Jun-ho and Woo-seok ended up at the wrong location because they removed the tracker from Gi-hun’s fake teeth.

They removed it while he was unconscious. Gi-hun is so fucked.

Gi-hun warned these people but they are insulting him. Anyway, they managed to listen to him so there were fewer fatalities during Red Light, Green Light.

However, that 011 shooter lady is not right in the head.

Her reason for shooting that guy is insane, especially after Gi-hun and the transwoman risked their lives to save him.

Oh, I hate Thanos. That junkie needs to die in the next episode because I am tired of his druggie ass.

By the way, what is the deal with the woo-woo spiritual lady? I’m tired of her already.

Gi-hun told these people that everyone he did the games with died and these idiots replied with “you can give us tips on how to win this game”

Win what? When you are going to die?

Ain’t no way the transwoman chose “Yes”.

Girl, what the fuck? Even after all Gi-hun said? What kind of useless greed is choking you?

Yong-sik needed his mother to help make him say no.

This fool was thinking. Dude, what the fuck were you thinking about? Don’t you care about your moter’s safety?

All these people are idiots. They are so greedy they don’t care about their lives. They have been told what might happen to them. There is a past winner in their midst who may have or may have not murdered people to win and these FUCKERS! These idiots tossed self-preservation into the ocean.

In-ho a.k.a Front Man is player 001.

And he voted “Yes”, thereby making sure the games continue.

This means that for the second time, 001 is a person on the inside. Season 1, 001 was the founder, Oli-nam and Season 2, 001 is the Front Man, In-ho.

Final Thoughts

I don’t know what all those complaining about Squid Game season 2 are whining about. This season is fire and it has been gag after gag after gag. The surprises at the end of each episode have been amazing.

The realistic look at how democracy fails when the people with the power to vote are complete and utter idiots is straight facts (and if you are offended by that then the call is coming from inside the house).

For me, all episodes have been a 9 over 10 so far and I am sure it can only go up from here.

Are you going to watch this?

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