Girl, your husband is a HOMOSEXUAL: Beneath the Facade (2024)

That was what I said to my screen when I heard Solape say her husband, Ima, had never had sex.

After two years of dating and one year of marriage, Ima has not done the devil’s tango with her.

That is abnormal.

But there was a reason: my guy’s dingaling doesn’t work. The paynus is so dead, flags are flying at half-mast.

A movie about a husband who has never had sex with his virgin wife but brands her a nymphomaniac.

The conflict

Solape married Ima a virgin. After getting married, she wanted to have a taste of that Eden apple but Ima and his dead prick gaslighted the hell out of her.

Every time she tries to seduce him, he calls her a nymphomaniac. Only for it to be revealed that this idiot has a dead ting.

After Solape finds out

Ima still continued to gaslight and demand forgiveness like a chairman. He didn’t see what was wrong with what he did. Eventually, though, sense locates Ima and he apologises with a broken heart and contrite spirit.

Inem was a witch

I get protecting your brother but the level of manipulation this woman displayed was shocking.

She called Ima, Solape’s crown.
Insulted Desola’s home, calling it a cubicle.
She then downplayed Solape’s desire for sexual intimacy.
That woman was cruel.

Final Thoughts

The story started strong but after Ima’s penile deficiency was revealed, the movie nosedived.

There was no depth, no character introspection and the resolution was too quick.

It was as if the writer didn’t know what to do with the story in the end.

On a scale of 1 to 5, I give this a 2 out of 5.

Cast and Characters

Teniola Aladese as Solape, the married virgin.

Eso Dike as Ima, Solape’s gaslighting husband with a comatose penis.

Bolaji Ogunmola as Inem, Ima’s master manipulator sister who is a fugazzi holy ghost koboko.

Great Valentine Edochie as Olumide, Inem’s husband and Ima’s best friend. The only thing this one knows how to do is to say “Baby, calm down”

Chy Nwakanma as Desola, Solape’s crazy sister with the only common sense in this movie.

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My name is Nkechi and I am your guinea pig. I watch movies and TV shows not a single person gives a damn about.

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