Xavier’s cheeks were cheeking in Paradise Episode 3 

So Beyonce won Album of the Year at the Grammy’s. Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” swept and Taylor Swift was turnt, doing the stanky leg. 

Fun times. 

Anyway, welcome back and today, it’s a Paradise episode 3 day.

Paradise Episode 3

Aww, young Randall from “This is Us” is young Xavier here. 

young randall from this is us is young xavier on Paradise Episode 3

That is so nice. 

Why is Cal still called POTUS when the world has ended and no other countries exist?

Potus Paradise 2025 Episode 3

Shouldn’t he be called POP – President of Paradise?

Lol, Xavier told Billy to lose some titties.  He said they look like TIG OL’ BITTIES.

tig ol bitties Paradise 2025 Episode 3

Exactly Billy, tell Xavier!

Dr. Gabriela Torabi must be afraid of something and has some trauma. 

dr torabi Paradise 2025 Episode 3

Agent Collins went to see Dr Torabi to ask the question we’ve all been waiting for her to answer and for some reason, she refused to tell him in her office. 

xavier talking to gabriela Paradise 2025 Episode 3
gabriela talking to xavier Paradise 2025 Episode 3

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that her office is bugged. 

Why is Agent Robinson investigating this case?

Medical examiner's office Paradise 2025 Episode 3

She is too close to the matter and unfit to do a proper investigation.

See? 

agent robinson vomitting Paradise 2025 Episode 3

She’s vomiting. Somebody else should be investigating this. 

So they’ve been underground for three years. 

three years Paradise 2025 Episode 3

Wow. How is nobody depressed yet?

Xavier is asking the right questions. 

someone bugged your office Paradise 2025 Episode 3

We want to know Gabriela, why are you walking?

Xavier thinks Sinatra and the billionaires killed Cal. 

sinatra and the billionaires Paradise 2025 Episode 3

I think so too but then, my mind is even more focused on why they ended up in Paradise. I think Sinatra and the billionaires ended the real world to create a world where they are the rulers/governing council.

Why is Dr Torabi asking about Agent Collins’ father? 

tell me about your father Paradise 2025 Episode 3

How is this information important to answering his question?

Oh, okay. She wants to know Xavier well before she can trust him with sensitive information.

take a chance on you Paradise 2025 Episode 3

Alright, fair enough.

Robinson is having nightmares.

agent robinson's nightmare paradise episode 3

When Samantha was talking at first, I thought she cared about her friend, Cal but then she said wants the tablet. 

someone stole the tablet paradise 2025 episode 3

So much for friendship. 

Dr Torabi helped design the psychological aspects of Paradise. 

I helped design this place paradise 2025 episode 3

If she did design the psychological aspects of the place, I am inclined to think that she was the one who killed Cal Bradford to maintain the balance of crime and order to make society feel more real.

Sinatra has control issues.

Sinatra onlooking paradise 2025 episode 3
robinson, jane and billy paradise 2025 episode 3

She is micromanaging Robinson’s investigation. If she doesn’t trust Robinson, she might as well hire someone else to do the job unless she feels that Robinson is incompetent enough not to discover the truth she (Samantha) wants to hide.

Xavier’s father had Parkinson’s and this man refused to retire. 

I have parkinson's paradise 2025 episode 3

He is a pilot with a neurodegenerative disease that is refusing to put the safety of his passengers into consideration because “flying is all he knows”

Ain’t no way. Ain’t no motherfucking way. 

I said it that these two were fucking and turned off the cameras because of it. 

jane and billy kissing paradise 2025 episode 3

The way Sinatra was just glazing the new First Lady was so funny. 

you're crushing it paradise 2025 episode 3

She was so disingenuous with it, but the First Lady was eating it up. 

Xavier forced his dad to retire because if he didn’t that man would fly till he got worse and crash the plane, killing others along with himself. 

I filed them for you paradise 2025 episode 3That was great of Xavier to do. 

So these two idiots played Wii Tennis every time they shut down the cameras. 

Wii Tennis paradise 2025 episode 3

Really?

Dr Torabi was the one who chose everybody who now lives in Paradise.  

I chose you paradise 2025 episode 3

No wonder Cal was waffling when Xavier asked him “Why me?”

She finally explained why she is obsessed with Xavier’s father’s retirement story. 

if something went wrong paradise 2025 episode 3
do the right thing paradise 2025 episode 3

So to her, Xavier is basically the moral compass of the entire population. 

Wow, I did not see this coming. 

gabriela and xavier kiss Paradise 2025 episode 3

I don’t hate it. 

Xavier told Gabriela he was married.

I'm married Paradise 2025 episode 3

Dude, your wife has been dead for three years. Please for the love of God, bust a nut. I promise she won’t divorce you.

Well, that didn’t stop them and damn Xavier!

xavier's cheeks Paradise 2025 episode 3

Them cheeks are cheeking. 

Dr. Torabi is one crafty woman. She made this man think that he was about to fuck when it was all a ploy to deliver a message. 

a message from the president  Paradise 2025 episode 3

I can’t even pretend to hate. 

What the fuck did I just see? Billy?! Don’t tell me you are going to kill or kidnap Xavier’s kids. 

billy pace is dangerous Paradise 2025 episode 3

Final Thoughts 

Billy being the suspect was not on my bingo card. I never thought about it because, in my mind, that would be too obvious but I guess I was wrong. 

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