Category: Movie Recaps
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Don’t live your life for the future: My Old Ass (film)
The way I jerked when they hit that platform. Girl what? It is not a formality. It is a REAL THING. These two are ditzy. They were talking about mushrooms by the way. In this scene They played this song and I was grateful for the reminder. Once upon a time, the songs on the…
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THE SUBSTANCE is a bizarre film about self-hatred
with a lot of life lessons too. I want to start this post with some of the things I liked about THE SUBSTANCE I loved how they used the star on the Walk of Fame to show the passage of time and the fickleness of fame. I loved that the movie started and ended with…
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‘Salemโs Lot (2024) Spiked My Anxiety
I watched โSALEMโS LOT 2024 completely illiterate of the book and the films that came before it and woo, was I anxious. Especially when these people choose to come out a quarter to darkness for their investigation/fact-finding. So this post is going to be about my journey with this anxiety-inducing movie I just watched. When…
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God’s Not Dead: In God We Trust – When Religion and Politics Collide
Reverend David Hill was NOT ready for politics, but he had a goal: His aim was to ensure that he provided help to the people who needed it. The government was closing in on religion and his back was against the wall. The womenโs shelter he supported lost funding because the building was used for…
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Fridaโs Body Knew Before She Did: The Chilling Reality of BLINK TWICE (2024)
Her brain didn’t remember what they did to her the first time she went to Slater King’s Island, but she was drawn to Slater King for some reason.
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unpredictable nigerian movie: LOVE, AMELIA
When this movie started taking shape, I thought his wife, Emily and his side chick, Uyai were in cahoots but That wasn’t the case. Recap LOVE, AMELIA is a movie about a cheating man, Deyemi getting his karma in the funniest and saddest of ways. The movie starts with Deyemi arriving in America, alone and…
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UGLIES Netflix made me read UGLIES book
Watching the Netflix adaptation of Uglies felt like I was watching an hour-long book trailer because everything seemed so rushed.
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teen nigerian movie: FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL
I get the message the movie gave. I respect it.HOWEVER,I don’t accept it and you will know why… Recap Friends from School is a movie about Amara. This girl right here: She is a nobody in school. She is so invisible that people bump into her while walking as though she doesn’t exist. And they…
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REBEL RIDGE: I Appreciate Your Appreciation
Why the fuck did the police hit his bike unprovoked and demand that he lay on his belly? He (Terry) asked the police what he did and then they looked at his bike and said they had a report of a stolen bike. Two knucklehead policemen These police officers are assholes. Terry has so much…
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funny nigerian movie: IMPERFECT MATCH 2
Have you watched part 1? I have and I wrote the summary here. RECAP Imperfect Match 2 continues from where Part One left off. Bukky and Ifeanyi are together and they have a son. Life is going great and their love is deep. However, a storm arrives in the name of Ifeanyi’s mother, Mama. Ifeanyi’s…