Category: Nigerian movie
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Male Audacity on steroids: Till Vows Do Us Part (Nigerian movie)
This man is audacious. He went to his MARRIED colleague, Sonia, and told her that he could tell from her eyes that her HUSBAND was not satisfying her. She needs him in her life. Some people have mind, oh. So much audacity but so little sense. The men in this movie just keep getting worse.…
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The lame witch did sorely vex me in CHAPTERS OF THE HEART (nigerian movie)
A guy didn’t go to Uni and he says he is “uneducated”. Oprah Maya Angelou GIFfrom Oprah GIFs When is this ass backwards thinking going to stop? Anybody who does this while driving deserves to be in jail. So the lady that was driving and reading had an accident which confined her to a wheelchair.…
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A love story no one should find cute: Physical Attraction (Nigerian movie)
Ozzy is a terrible husband who body shames his wife Kate to lose weight. He does this in the most unhinged and psychotic ways like buying her a size 8 dress when she is a size 14. Telling her that the smaller dress would motivate her to lose weight. He also insults and belittles her…
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An 8minute action film that delivers: OLD SOLDIER
Just watch it and tell me if I am wrong. I won’t spoil it but what I will say it that, someone stole another person’s chicken and kasala burst.
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OLD HABITS (nigerian movie): Ruby was too good for this world
Every character in this movie is on my shit list. Everyone except Ruby (my angel) and to a lesser degree, David. I would have liked him as much but helping Boye to lie demoted him. You must be asking, why is she so pissed about every other character? Relax, Plot Summary Old Habits is a…
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MOM FIRST: Mr Man is 32 and still kisses his mom on the lips (nigerian movie recap)
Allen has a weird relationship with his mother, Mum. She still treats him like a toddler and kisses him on the lips. She also rubs lotion on his body after he takes his bath. They even eat from the same plate despite him having a fiancee, Naomi who lives with them in the same house.…
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A pint-sized recap of the Nigerian movie: THE GIRL THAT SAVED ME
He lost both parents to an accident. His uncle, Stanley (Uche Odoputa) and his wife, Esther (Annes Anaekwe) and their children move in.
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A pint-sized recap of the Nigerian movie: A HOLD ON ME
This is the story of Theresa, a mother of two adults Gideon and Eve. Eve and Gideon are two messy individuals, so she hires a maid, Ennie.
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Nigerian movie watch diary: THE BEAUTY OF BROKEN THINGS
The movie starts with David’s girlfriend, Salewa breaking up with him. She says he is a good guy but her parents don’t want her to marry him. Fast forward to the present, I think David is trying to collect the last piece of red velvet cake at a party – Sophia’s birthday party – and…
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A WIFE FOR JOHNNY: When a Nigerian Love Story Just Doesn’t Add Up
A WIFE FOR JOHNNY is a movie about three people: Usher, Mimi and Johnny. Mimi is a woman Johnny’s mother, Agnes brought from the village for him to marry while Usher is his cousin.