Category: Series
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Not a fan of this ending: Cruel Intentions Episode 8
I don’t understand why Annie is upset. She chose to date and sleep with a sexual deviant who has a penchant for voyeurism. Whatever you see with him, you should accept it. That is the reality you chose for yourself. Beatrice has found a silver lining. She likes watching herself have sex. Annie is such…
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Caroline is putrid trash: Cruel Intentions Episode 7
It’s episode 7 and I am ready to call it in. Scott is an EFFING. DUMMY. Like why would he say this? Forgive me y’all, I had faith in the wrong one. I thought there was some modicum of intelligence stored in his brain but NOPE! The national organisation of fraternities (I suppose) wants to…
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Everyone is getting DESPERATE: Cruel Intentions Episode 6
It’s new day and a new Cruel Intentions episode and so before we begin… Don’t say I didn’t warn ya… Lucien is 21. Whoever this is. Whoever lives in this room is a PIG. What do you know? Are we even surprised? Lucien the pig. Are those drugs? Crushed and sniffed? More of that cringe…
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Lucien was alright this one time: Cruel Intentions Episode 5
A time jump Annie and Scott are kissing. These two are so awkward together. Annie leaves Scott’s bedroom and look at who we have accosting her, Lucien Belmont. Now you want to see her around after you ignored all her calls and texts. I see he likes it when a woman punishes him. How pathetic.…
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thank God for the rattlesnake: earth abides episode 1
I am going to go out on a limb and guess that this is the pyrite he was writing about in his journal. A snake just bit him. He tried to make a call but his phone fell into somewhere, so he had no choice but to suck the venom out. That moment where he…
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Rivals has been renewed
One of my favourite shows of the year has been renewed for a season 2 and I am so happy. I can’t stop dancing. The characters I am most excited to see again are: You all know Lizzie and Freddie are my number one. My ship, I love them and I hope they cheat with…
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tula is a slow poison: dune prophecy episode 3
Murderer Superior Valya Harkonen is still shocked by her encounter with Desmond. She thought she could use the Voice to force him to murder himself like she did with Dorotea. She is evil and needs to be put in her place. And she is still running her mouth. If only this useless woman didn’t have…
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Caroline is sick and twisted: Cruel Intentions Episode 4
What is going on here? Annie, ain’t no way you’ve already slept with this turd. Lucien is perverted. This is him filming another sex tape. CeCe must REALLY like Professor Hank because she is sneaking out to go TA for him. Well, she tried to anyway but Caroline stopped her. CeCe needs to grow a…
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Scott is smarter than people think: Cruel Intentions Episodes 3
What is wrong with Caroline? The way she treats CeCe like she is a nobody is appalling and why is CeCe okay with this mistreatment? Hi, y’all. It’s Episode 3 so prepare thyself. Oh and before I forget: Did this bitch (Caroline) step on her soror’s phone? Why is no one beating her ass for…
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The dialogue is cringe but it’s okay: Cruel Intentions Episodes 1-2
Before I start, I have to do this: Episode 1: Alpha Now why are these two idiots having sex in a public toilet and filming it? What in God’s name is this nonsense? This man came out of the toilet, he didn’t wash his hands or rinse his mouth. He just walked straight out of…